Shinobu: Do you guys have any New Years' resolutions since it January 5th of 2021 already?
Rengoku: I DO! TO CONTINUE WORKING HARD AND TEACHING MY STUDENTS
Muichiro: To get good grades and continue being a good boyfriend to Nezuko
Sanemi: Since when were you a good boyfriend in the first place dipshit?
Muichiro: Fuck off. You're just teasing me because you know you're a bad boyfriend to Kocho
Sanemi: FUCK YOU TOO.
Kanae: Let's calm down. There's no reason to fight
Giyu: To have a child with Kocho
Iguro: Are you an idiot or do you not remember you are going to have one
Giyu: Oh right
Shinobu: You're right Iguro. I'm married to an actual idiot
Mitsuri: Don't get mad at Tomioka, Shinobu! He can be a little forgetful
Iguro: Mitsuri, don't stand up for Tomioka. As Kocho said, he's an idiot
Mitsuri: Ok😢
Iguro: Sorry! He's not an idiot!
Muichiro: You just suck up to her don't you
Iguro: Shut up midget. It's not like you're any different. You're just as bad as me
Muichiro: You know I'm only 2cm away from you right? I can easily get taller and beat the shit out of you if Nezuko allowed me to. Hell I could beat the shit out of you right now
Iguro: You don't fucking stand a chance against me. You literally said if Nezuko allows me to. Just shows how much of a suck-up you are
Nezuko: Don't fight!
Muichiro: Sorry Nezuko. Iguro was just being a jerk
Iguro: Suck up
Mitsuri: Iguro! Don't be rude to Muichiro! Say sorry now!
Iguro: Sorry.....
Muichiro: Who's the suck up now?
Uzui: Well that was flamboyantly entertaining
Kanao: It's nice to have some drama around here. Things were getting so boring
Tanjiro: I'm boring?
Kanao: I could never get bored of you
Uzui: 😑
Rengoku: KINKY
Sabito: Sucking up to your loved one isn't very manly!
Makomo: Sabito, can you please do the dishes?
Sabito: Of course my love!
Sabito went offline
Sanemi: Idiot
Giyu: Don't call him an idiot
Shinobu: Ara ara! How about we go back to the topic of New year resolutions instead of who is sucking up to their loved ones before we start killing each other?
Mitsuri: Ok! My New Years' resolution is to continue being with Iguro!
Iguro: Mine is the same
Muichiro: Your New Year resolution is to be with yourself?
Iguro: SHUT UP YOU SASSY BRAT. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LITTLE BITCH
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