Nezuko: Onii chan gave Muichiro and me his blessing!
Zenitsu: AHHHHH NEZUKO CHAN, YOU'RE SOOOO CUTEEEEEEE! And Tanjiro, why did you give them your blessing? I wanted to marry Nezuko Chaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
Tanjiro: Sorry Zenitsu, but Muichiro and Nezuko really love each other and they are happy together(❁'◡'❁)
Zenitsu:😭
Rengoku: I KNEW KAMADO WOULD MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION!
Iguro: Congratulations
Mitsuri: CONGRATULATIONS NEZUKO AND MUICHIRO! MAY YOUR LOVE LAST FOREVER!
Kanae: Congratulations!
Sanemi: congratulations or whatever
Muichiro: That's rare coming from you
Sanemi: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP! I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE KANAE TOLD ME TO! IF SHE DIDN'T, I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING AT ALL!
Genya: Congratulations
Gyomei: I shall pray for your happy life together👏
Uzui: Congrats. I hope you two have a flamboyant wedding
Nezuko: 😅
Mitsuri: OMG GUYS, DID YOU SEE? THE LOCKDOWN NOTICE HAS BEEN LIFTED! WE CAN GO OUT NOW AND EAT-IN RESTAURANTS!
(I know this isn't real, just want something good on my part)
Nezuko: Really?! Muichiro, we can go out now!
Muichiro: But I like staying inside....
Sanemi: Of course you do. Because you are the fucking loner who has no friends
Muichiro: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? I HAVE FRIENDS! EVERYBODY IN HERE IS MY FRIEND EXCLUDING UZUI, YOU, AND ZENITSU
Uzui: Wait what did I do?
Muichiro: You are way too horny and you're going to plague Rengoku and Genya's minds
Zenitsu: Why am I not your friend?
Genya: Does he really need to explain? I mean think about it
Zenitsu: I thought about it. I don't know why he hates me
Shinobu: Ara Zenitsu kun, it's quite obvious to everyone else. You're probably just a stupid bitch aren't you?😊
Giyu: Shinobu has officially went to the dark side
Kanao: I'm sorry Zenitsu, but nee san never swears. She only swears when she's super mad. And the only two things she gets really mad at are stupidity and rude people
Uzui: SO Giyu, she must get mad at you A LOT
Giyu: .........yeah
Zenitsu: WAIT WHY IS SHINOBU GETTING MAD AT ME? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID
Muichiro: I'll list it down for you. You flirt with my girlfriend, you scream way to loud, you always talk about how you want to touch other girls body parts, you make moves on girls who are in a relationship already, you EMBARRESS ALL OF US IN PUBLIC, you have no common sense, your hair is a stupid colour and you sound like a pig screeching
Zenitsu: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY HAIR COLOUR?
Tanjiro: It is kind of relevant
Zenitsu: RENGOKU HAS YELLOW AND RED HAIR
Muichiro: Yeah, but it looks cool. Yours just makes you look like a human mop
Sanemi: I agree with the dickhead for once
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RandomAll the characters are in a group chat This is a modern au. There's going to be pregnancy, kidnapping and marriage. Hooray! There will be a new thing every Tuesday Tanjiro is 20 Inosuke is 20 Zenitsu is 21 Kanao is 21 Aoi is 21 Uzui is 28 Shinobu is...
