Glimmer: Do unicorns fly...? Wouldn't their horns puncture a horn or something?
Cato Demeir: @Glimmer YOU'RE NOT PEETA.
Pita Mellark: @Cato Demeir Yes, but I AM Peeta... (;
Glimmer: @Pita Mellark Stop hacking me you creep...
Cato Demeir: @Glimmer Get a life... oh wait...? YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
Random Tribute: @Glimmer Hey sexual.
Cato Demeir: @Random Tribute I believe you were talking to me...
Pita Mellark: @Cato Demeir Go puncture yourself with Glimmer's unicorn horn.
Alia Fletson: @Pita Mellark Hahaha unicorn HOrn...
Pita Mellark: @Alia Fletson WHERE MAH BREAD AT BEACH?
Homeless Man: @Pita Mellark I dunno where your bread is... but I'd like my bagel...
RedTears: @Homeless Man Someone likes bagels...
Homeless Man: @RedTears WHO DOESN'T LIKE BAGELS? ESPECIALLY WITH MY SPECIAL CREAM CHEESE....?
Pita Mellark: @Homeless Man What's in the special cream cheese?
Cyra Merison: @Pita Mellark I know what @Cato puts in his cream cheese....
Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison Say "people" and I murder you.
Alia Fletson: @Cato Demeir He should put me in his bagel ( ;
Homeless Man: @Alia Fletson That's not the special ingredient... but nice try...
RedTears: @Homeless Man Awkwardddddd.....
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Cato Demeir: @Homeless Man JUST TELL ME WHAT THE (this portion of the comment has been blocked due to inappropriate content) IS IN THE (this portion of the comment has been blocked due to inappropriate content) BAGEL!?!?!?!?!?!]
Gale Hawthorne: @Cato Demeir Why are y'all stressin over a dang bagel ingredient... y'all...?
Cato Demeir: @Gale Hawthorne Y'all....?
Gale Hawthorne: @Cato Demeir CLEARLY you didn't get the memo... only the coolest kids say y'all...
RedTears likes this.
Cato Demeir: @Gale Hawthorne Cool kids... yup, you've got some serious swag....
Alia Fletson likes this because Cato is her boyfriend... duh.
Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir @Gale Hawthorne You both have serious issues to deal with....
Homeless Man: Back to the bagel... you are what you eat... OMG I'M A BAGEL!
Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir is a person...
Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison I am a person... but I don't eat people. END OF STORY/DISCUSSION/FACEBOOK CONVERSATION.
Glimmer: No one answered my unicorn question... but has spammed me instead...
Alia Fletson: @Glimmer Sure. There's your answer.
Glimmer has logged off and disliked this comment a billion times because she thought it was extremely rude.
Homeless Man: Bagel.
Cato Demeir dislikes this comment.
Homeless Man: @Cato Demeir They see me rollin... they haaaatin!
Cato Demeir: @Homeless Man This entire comment has been removed due to excessive swearing.
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