What If the Tributes had Facebook...?

Cato Demeir

Cato Demeir: This comment has been removed due to inappropriate content.

Alia Fletson: @Cato Demeir Gosh, Cato, how many times are your comments going to get removed.

Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir Of course it was… -_-

Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison SHUT UP, FISH GIRL, I KNOW YOU HACKED ME TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK I’M A CANNIBAL! I’M NOT THAT CRAZY!!!!

Homeless Man: Teehee! I finally found my special cream cheese for my special bagel! :)

Cato Demeir dislikes this.

Homeless Man: @Cato Demeir Haters gonna hate…

Peeta Mellark: Bread! :)

Alia Fletson: @Peeta Mellark And we care because…?

Peeta Mellark has updated his status to “Forever Alone” and has logged off.

Cato Demeir: @Homeless Man Dude, who are you? Seriously!

Homeless Man: @Cato Demeir President Frost’s secret twin brother. Bam. Didn’t see that coming, now did you?

Cato Demeir: @Homeless Man O_O

Cyra Merison: @Cyra Merison Oh, the irony…

Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison You… just… replied… to… yourself…. DERP!

Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir It was an accident! GOSHHHH!

Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison Just like you :)

Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir …

Homeless Man: Can I have my special toast?

Cato Demeir: @Homeless Man NO. WHY IS ALL FOOD SPECIAL TO YOU? FATTY!

Homeless Man: @Cato Demeir You’re stupid.

Jade Demeir, Alexis Letterman, Alice Demeir, Laius Demeir, Cyra Merison, and Gale Hawthorne like this.

Cato Demeir: REALLY? 6 LIKES?

Alice Demeir: @Cato Demeir Everybody hates Cato! *sung in happy tune*

Cato Demeir: @Alice Demeir Thanks, mom… -_-

Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir Okay, I’m just going to tell you the irony of your comment. Usually everyone gives you the ‘O_O’ face, so I found it ironic that you gave it to someone instead.

Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison I don’t freaking care.

Cyra Merison: ATTENTION, EVERYONE! @Cato Demeir’s PASSWORD IS: ‘ILoveAliaFletson.’ Like we could’ve never figured that out…

Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison So you admit to hacking me then? Are you trying to make me look like a freaking lunatic?

Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir You accomplish that without my hacking….

Cato Demeir: *changes his password to something not predictable*

Homeless Man: @Cato Demeir TEEHEE! YOU STILL DON’T KNOW WHO I AM? HAHAHA YOU’RE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT!!!

Cato Demeir: @Jade Demeir

Jade Demeir: @Cato Demeir Um….. Why would I wanna pretend to be a homeless man?

Cato Demeir: @Jade Demeir You have nothing better to do than to try to ruin my life. Duh.

Jade Demeir has logged off.

Peeta Mellark  has logged on.

Peeta Mellark: @Cato Demeir Maybe it’s me………

Cato Demeir has logged off and blocked @Peeta Mellark.

Alia Fletson: I thought the homeless dude was actually a homeless dude…

Cyra Merison: @Alia Fletson Me too!

Alia Fletson: @Cyra Merison IKR!

Gale Hawthorne: osurenya9mvpe45u9-w8q=-9243=2q895nm=0,w4disdnot6brymc9woisrym0hwoavc,prpsue t9/s8pmv.kfo;dvxlmbl;fxcjgoprdgt

Cyra Merison: @Gale Hawthorne Umm… that’s nice, Gale… O_O

Gale Hawthorne: @Cyra Merison Can I make you a sandwich? I’m good at making sandwiches. Back in District 12, I won the sandwich making contest.

Seneca Crane: @Gale Hawthorne @Cyra Merison That’s true love right there…

Cyra Merison: @Seneca Crane Don’t mock me, Gamemaker!

Peeta Mellark: @Cyra Merison MOCKINGjay! Hehe, I made a joke.

Cyra Merison: @Peeta Mellark …

Peeta Mellark has logged off.

Gale Hawthorne: @Cyra Merison Is sourdough bread acceptable? Do you like mayonnaise? What about tomatoes? And lettuce? Ham or turkey?

Cyra Merison: @Gale Hawthorne I don’t want a sandwich, Gale.

Gale Hawthorne: @Cyra Merison Oh, okay. How about a pie?

Cyra Merison: @Gale Hawthorne Sure…?

Cyra Merison and Gale Hawthorne have logged off.

Homeless Man: Dang it, I wanted a sandwich… :(

~SC