Pita Mellark: long time, no bread
Cato Demeir: @Pita Mellark kill yourself pls
Pita Mellark: @Cato Demeir I am a martyr for bread
Cyra Merison: @Pita Mellark do you ever get tired of making bread jokes?
Pita Mellark: @Cyra Merison do you ever get tired of existing?
Cyra Merison: @Pita Mellark well that escalated quickly
Pita Mellark: @Cyra Merison like bread rising in the oven
Cyra Merison: @Pita Mellark OH MY GOD WHY
Pita Mellark: @Cyra Merison I believe you mean **rye
Gale Hawthorne: @Pita Mellark or **die
Homeless Man: hey guys how's it going
Gale Hawthorne: @Homeless Man it's pretty swell. how's your life?
Homeless Man: @Gale Hawthorne are you kidding? i'm f#cking homeless. my life sucks
Glimmer: @Gale Hawthorne Don't be so insensitive, gosh
Gale Hawthorne: @Glimmer .........
Pita Mellark: @Gale Hawthorne @Glimmer *bread-sensitive
Alia Fletson: @Pita Mellark THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK
Pita Mellark: @Alia Fletson stop h8ing on my dope a$$ swag yo
Cato Demeir: cocaine is a hell of a drug, kids
Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir you would know from experience, wouldn't you?
Cato Demeir: @Cyra Merison HAHA YOU'RE NOT FUNNY GO EAT A FISH
Cyra Merison: @Cato Demeir (swims away majestically like a fish)
Alia Fletson: ......aaaaaaand this is why people switched to instagram
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