"We are here to celebrate the life of Daryl Samuels." The pastor started making me look at Alsama who was already looking at me before we started laughing silently
I was rubbing my grama's shoulder as she cried Yes I will hurt your loved one and comfort you while you're crying.
"Aye I gotta go my wife experiencin' some Toni Braxton shit." Alsama announced to the church making me laugh loudly
"I gotta leave too. I don't like y'all." I chuckled making my mom stand up "Sorry for your lost mama." my mom chuckled patting my grama on her back before walking out
"Well shit I'm leaving too. See y'all at the repass." Khalid said standing up making Keniah, Kayden, Kaliyah and Khaleb do the same and began to walk out
"So disrespectful." Sharleen mumbled glaring at us and I bucked at her causing her to flinch and me laugh
"Wait who cooked?" Kayden asked walking back in the service as I began walking out "Grama." I mumbled
"OH YEAA IM UP IN THEREEEE!" Khaleb yelled making me laugh and shake my head "Dare or Dare?" Khalid walked up to me as I was walking to my car
"Dare." I chuckled "Go push his casket over while Kaliyah play roll in peace." he said and I smiled walking back in the church
As soon as I heard the song cut on. I pushed the casket over then Keniah and Kaliyah began to sing
"I CAN'T EVEN ROLL IN PEACE! EVERYB-" "KAYDEN GET YO DUMBASS UP BOA!" Khalid cut them off as he laughed at Kayden who was laying on his back with his arms across his chest and his eyes closed like he was dead
"SONN!" Khaleb laughed recording "GET OUT!" My grama cried making us laugh harder.
This nigga Kayden started rolling on the floor with his eyes still closed mimicking Daryl. "Man I wish my shorty was here right now." I chuckled
"Yo can we still come to the repass?" Khalid asked before we walked back out "NO!" Sharleen and Grama yelled in unison
"MAMA!" I yelled even though she wasn't that far from me. "What took y'all so long?" she huffed "Bruh thi-" I started before laughing again
"I recorded it." Khaleb said showing my mom making us gather around her. "Tyree you are going to helll." my mom gasped seeing me flip the casket
"Then y'all gone sing. Need y'alls ass whooped." my mom chuckled "oop Kayden." she stale faced him before laughing
"Oh yea we can't go to the repass." Kaliyah said scratching her head making the yikes face "That's fine we can have our own repass at my bestfriend house." my mom smiled
"If he let us." I mumbled "He willlll. And I'm gone need you to tell Bhudda make some more macaroni. Shit was smack." my mom said makimg me scrunch my face up
"Gir- talking 'bout shit was smack." Keniah side eyed her making me chuckle "Yo bestfriend let me and my kids come over for my brother repass." my mom said on the phone
"Well they my nieces and nephews then Tyree. I don't know where my other kids at." she shrugged In a grave.
"Nigga fuck you we on the way." she said hanging up "What he say?" I asked already knowing "He said no but that mean yea." she shrugged and I sighed
"I'm gone get Bhudda and nem." I said she nodded "I wanna comeee." Kaliyah said and they all nodded in agreement
"Why? She don't even like y'all." I said mugging "Yes she do. She told me I stink. A true friend." Khalid said wiping away an imaginary tear
