3 days later
"Ight you ready son?" my what if dad asked making me stale face him "Nigga open the shit." I said and he sucked his teeth
We were opening the letter to the DNA test results. I'm scared because what if this ain't my daddy and I got my hopes up for nothin'
"Nevermind don't open it. I'm scared." I said making him scrunch his face up. "Why?" he questioned "Cause I ain't know my daddy my whole life. What if you not my dad and I got my hopes up for nothin'?" I expressed
"Well how about this. If I'm not yo daddy I'll help you find yo daddy. If he dead I'll be yo daddy. If you pay me deal?" he said with his hand out for me to shake it
"Man." I said smacking my lips and moving his hand away "What? Sound like a great idea if you ask me." he shrugged
"I mean we look alike. So you might just be my son so you might not have to pay. Although I won't decline the money." he made sure to add
"Bruh. What the fuck I'm gone pay you with? And I would be your daughter not yo-" "I said you my son ight." he cut me off and I put my hands up in surrender
"Nigga my mama was a hoe. What if it was your brother or somethin'?" I said making him laugh "I didn't have no brothers. So I doubt it." he shrugged
"And my mama was a hoe too. I had an asian sister. A hispanic sister. Had a sister from the caribbean. I'm the only one thats full nigga." he laughed
"Why you keep sayin' was and had? Yo peoples dead or you 'ont fuck with them?" I asked "They dead. Sani killed them." he sighed making my eyes widen
"Deadass?" I asked "Nah nigga deadfoot come on you ready to open this or what. Got some bitches to fuck." he said making me scrunch my face up
"Sir." I said putting my hand up "Okay now open it." I said and he looked at me for reassurance and I nodded making him proceed
Finally looking at the results putting my hand over my mouth tearing up "You really cryin' bruh." he laughed
"Yes. Why are you laughing?" I whined mugging him "Cause yo- I'm finna call Bhudda." he cut himself off laughing
"Hey Cyrus call My Favorite Offspring." he said making my face scrunch up "Wake up wake up wake up wake up." he repeated shaking the phone
"It's Siri dumb bitch." I mumbled "Oh.. Hey siri facetime My Favorite Offspring." he said "Facetiming My Favorite Offspring with smiling face emoji." Siri repeated
"What?" Bhudda said answering the phone on the third ring "Look bruh." he said pointing the phone in my face with tears running down my face
"What's wrong? Why she crying?" Bhudda pouted "Cause we got the results ba-" "You not her daddy?" Bhudda asked cutting him off
"No he is my daddy." I said wanting to cry again "Wait so why are you crying?" Bhudda laughed "Because my daddy retarded." I sighed wiping my tears making my dad smack his lips
"Bitchhhhhh." Bhudda dragged laughing "I'm serious he just called siri cyrus." I said shaking my head
"Oh my god then I'm related to you? That's embarrassing." I said hiding my face making Bhudda smack her teeth
"Bitch fuck you." she said "Then you think we in Alabama. Get yo imcest wanna keep it in the family ass on." I said waving her off making her hang up
Then she called back "Ask Luc- you wanna come to the courts with us in like a hour?" she cut herself off when she seen that I was the one that answered the phone.
