Ukraine spinning in Russia's desk chair: Hey, look at me, I'm Russia!
Ukraine: He doesn't spin that much though.
Ukraine: Right, right. This is Russia. "Oh no I can't have fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping at you all on Friday."
Russia: Spot on honestly.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
