Russia: Punch me in the face.
Ukraine: Punch you?
Russia: Yes. Punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?
Ukraine: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking but it's usually subtext.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
