Philippines: So what was the cause for Indo's hospitalization?
Malaysia: He climbed onto the kitchen counter, slipped, fell on a knife and cut his thigh.
Philippines: So it was the blood loss?
Malaysia: No surprisingly. He's here because Singapore nearly killed him for bleeding all over the kitchen counter.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
