Indo: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Mal: Wow. They sound stupid.
Indo while staring fondly at Mal: See, but they aren't! They're pretty smart actually...
Indo: Just dense.
Mal: Maybe you need to be more obvious?
Mal: A simple "Hey, I love you!" Maybe?
Indo: Huh. I guess you're right.
Indo, now to turning to face Malaysia head on, holding both of his hands: Hey, Malaysia.
Indo: I love you.
Mal:
Mal: See! There you have it! If that flies over their head then, sorry Indo, but they're too dumb for you.
Indo: Mal.... holy fucking shit.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
