Norway: Do you ever wanna place your hands on someone's cheeks and hold their head there? Look right into their eyes and-
Denmark cutting in: And jerk their head at a right angle and snap their neck?
Norway:
Finland: That took an unexpected turn.
Denmark: ha.
Denmark: So did Sweden's neck.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.