Greenland, in clear distress: Can't you see I'm upset? What kind of friend are you?
Finland: Look, I'm not the friend you call when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm the friend you call when you need a death to look like an accident.
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HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
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Greenland, in clear distress: Can't you see I'm upset? What kind of friend are you?
Finland: Look, I'm not the friend you call when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm the friend you call when you need a death to look like an accident.