Germany: Are you alive though? I mean really, intensely alive?
France:.... Don't do this to me, Germany. This is why we broke up.
Germany: No, we broke up because you're just a construct of my imagination.
France: You keep sending me into these existential crises, and I don't know how to handle them!
Germany: You would if you ever read the philosophy books I sent you.
France: Can we please talk about something else? I'm kinda losing my mind here.
Germany: You don't have a mind, France. Mind over matter, matter can't be-
France: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! It is constant with you! Existential crises! Death! Life! Everything that life means!
Germany: France... What is life?
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
