AVENGERS ONESHOTS

[chapter: 12] Secret Crush

BUCKY X READER:

Tony logged on

Tony made a chatroom

Bruce logged on

Clint logged on

Pietro logged on

Sam logged on

Bucky logged on

Steve logged on

Thor logged on

Bruce: Would you mind explaining why I'm here and not working? Tony?

Tony: I have a question for you all, who's the hottest girl on the team?

Steve: Tony? Are you serious right now?

Clint: Do you remember who you're talking to?

Steve: Oh yeah...

Tony: ANYWAY!

Back to my question...

Clint: My answer is predictable, Nat.

Tony: Yeah, kinda saw that coming

Pietro: Wanda, she's my twin so she has to be just as hot as me.

Thor: I find all of the ladies beautiful, if that's what you mean.

Bruce: No thanks, I'm getting back to the lab.

Tony: Damnit

Steve: Language!

Tony: ENGLISH BITCH

Now what about you Spangles? Which "dame" caught your eyes??

Steve: They're all pretty.

Bucky: Why are you so offended at everyone's language?

You curse like a sailor

Steve: HOW DARE YOU! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THEY FOUND OUT.. YOUR CRUSH?

Bucky: You wouldn't..

Steve: I WILL

Bucky: nO

Tony: YOU LIL BITCH

THANK YOU BUCKY FOR TELLING US THAT STEVE HERE IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

Steve: They aren't going to stop anytime soon now Bucky!

Bucky: Well. yeah they aren't but for the first and only time EVER I agree with tony..

Tony: Wow.

So Bucky.. You have a lil crush on someone? Someone I assume I know??

Bucky: I'm going to kill you steve.

And yes Tony, but I'm not saying shit.

Steve: I'm scared.. Very very scared.

Bucky: So you won't say shit?

Steve: Y/n

Bucky: YOU BITCH

Sam: oooooh someone has a crush on Y/nnn!

Tony: HA

Buck: Steve, I'm giving you ten seconds.

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Steve: I'M SORRY OKAY! BYE

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Sam: I'm watching this.

Bucky has left the chat

Steve was disconnected

Tony: Okay now that they left, we all agree that we ship the two, right??

Sam: we are each others hype man, ofc man, k gotta go watch him kill steve

Sam has left the chat

Bruce: Y/n likes him, so yes.

Tony: WAIT how would you know??

Bruce: Have you forgotten that you are not my only friend.

Tony:BuT you never told me??

Bruce: It wasn't relevent

Tony: IDC you tell me these things!! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU KEEP THESE THINGS FROM ME

Clint: Okay if you two are done arguing can we please think about the ship name??

Sam: I'm just gonna leave, this is going too far for me..

Sam has left the chat

Clint: S/N!

That's what we'll call them!

Tony: Okay but that's actually pretty cute

Bruce: She wanted to keep it a secret but..

I don't want an angry Y/n so be quiet about it, please!

Tony: yeah, an angry Y/n is worse than hulk

Pietro: When I first joined, I made her mad. By accident ofc but my speed couldn't save me.

Clint: I still get flashbacks about the toothpaste incident. I can't brush my teeth without flashbacks.

Tony: I think I died that day.. Or more then I already am

Bruce: I don't think that's possible...

Thor: Are brother Steve and Bucky dueling? I shall watch the battle!

Thor has left the chat

Clint: As much as I enjoy your guys' company, Imma watch Bucky kill Steve. Or try to

Clint has left the chat

Bruce: I should head back to the lab, wanna science together?

Tony: you don't have to ask Im on my way

Bruce has left the chat

Tony has left the chat

Pietro: Has everyone forgotten me??