Until I Met You

Chancey, stloen emu jokes, and Cousin Marquez

The tears threaten to spill.
Why you ask? Chancey Claude is in my presence.
Who is Chancey Claude you ask? He is rich. He is new. He lives down the street.
He's in opals house.
"Why are you here?" Chancey asks with laughter. "You're a nerd."
"Well I was bringing some leftovers."
"Of what?" He says.
"Yam goat noodles, vegan balls, yam ham bread, and leaf salad." Said I. My mouth started to water.
"It looks like an emu puke in emu sickness season!" He said disgustedly.
He steals Opal AND my emu jokes?
I drop the leftovers. The leftovers smash all over opal's floor. Opal gasps. I run outside. I get on my smokin scooter. I ride to Dequans. I change my sweatband to red for embarrassment.
"Jim! What's the matter? Why are you embarrassed?" Dequan said poking my sweatband.
"Chancey...Claud...opal...house" is all I can wheeze out. I have asthma. I have bad asthma.
Dequans phone rings. Dequans mom picks up.
"Hello" Dequans mom said.
"No! I will not accept your prom invite. I already have a date!"
"Who you ask? Well the most foxy, hot, coolest man I have ever met."
"Jimuel billion Dudley smith of course." She said. She pecks my cheek with her soft supple lips.
"Jimuel? Are you there? Your moms on the phone."
I walk toward dequans mom. I can smell her Justin bieber purfume.
It smells good. I grab the phone.
"Jimuel here!"
"Jimuel! Where are you? Don't you remember we are going to smelly uncle jim's son, your cousin, Marquez's 7th birthday party?"
"Be there pronto. Before you can say speedy emus running in the annual emu race to be in the emu national running emu race."
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Jimuel's mom's point of view

"Speedy emus running in the annual emu-"
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Jimuel's point of view

I turn to dequan's mom. "Good morrow"
I turn to Dequan. "Jimuel out!"
I run to the door. I run outside. I run to my smokin scooter. I get on my smokin scooter. I ride to my house. I set my smokin scooter aside Oakly. I run inside.
"-race to be in the emu national running emu race!" Said my mom out of breath.
"Let's go mother!"
"Ok my little new man!" My mom said pinching my cheeks.
"Mother!"
We sped out the door. We get into our car. We drive down the street. We get out of the car at smelly uncle jim's and cousin Marquez. We walk inside. The doorway is very large.
I always forget about my aunt Shirley. She kissed my cheek. Wet and sloppy. It doesn't bother me. It feel quite pleasant.
My smelly uncle jim slaps my back. It hurt. It did not feel pleasant.
I see my uncle papa john. He owns a pizzeria and like to garden. He also owns ten sheep. He lives beside a hill. He says hi.
I see my aunt mama Jane. She married uncle papa john. She kisses my cheek too but their not like aunt Shirley's kisses.
I see my cousin Gill. Son to uncle papa john and aunt mama Jane. He's 12 and desperately in need of some lucky mood sweatbands.
I see grandpa Bernardo benji. Grandpa Bernardo benji slaps my back.
I see grandma Laquisha. She kisses me. I like grandma Laquisha's kisses of all. Grandma Laquisha leaves lipstick marks for rememberance.
I see cousin Marquez. Seven years old. 480 lbs. also in need of some lucky mood sweatbands.
He moves out of the way and I see the worst sight possible.