Sweatbands, emus, and doorbells

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I'm humiliated. My life is ruined. Being the handsome man I am I need a date. I need more fries. Opal is on the way to Dequan's house with all the fries.

Fries or home? I call Dequan. Dequan's mom answers. "Hello, I need Dequan! This is serious!". Dequan answers.

I start talking as fast as an emu in hunting season. "I rode home. I rode up Opal's driveway. I fell in into a kiddy pool. Opal saw me." "Stop talking like an emu in hunting season.", says Dequan.

"I need advice. You have almost been in one whole relationship Dequan."

"We'll that is true." The doorbell rings. I change my sweatband to purple for being nervous.

"Jim! "Someone is here for you!" I can tell she was excited that someone came for me. She never got to say that before except when Dequan appears. That and she changed her sweatband to blue...excitement.

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