Until I Met You

Waffles stalkers and chowder with a hint of emu

I awaken the next morning. I sit up. I must have fallen asleep playing digcraft. I get up. I look in my mirror. I have keyboard indents upon my face. I can't help but think how hot my face really is. I really do need some fries, but I can't leave my house.
I walk downstairs. I see my mom eating waffles. "Mom I want waffles". "Go get your own!" She said. "Mom you won't let me use the toaster oven!" "Haha sucks for you!" she said sounding like the common emu in its teenage years. "Mom you sound like the common emu in its teenage years!" I told her. "Get a life!" She said. That hurt my feelings. "That hurt my feelings mom. I'll go see Dequan. His mom always makes me waffles!" I sigh thinking about Dequans mom. I walk out of the door. I grab my Smokin scooter. I get on my smokin scooter. I ride down the street. I stop at Opals. I stare at her windows to see if she's home. I walk away after putting on my purple sweatband for being nervous. I ride to Dequan's. Dequan opens the door after I knock precisely 5 inches above the doorknob (this makes the sound more loud and clear). "Jim what's wrong? Did you not get your morning waffles?" He questioned. Wow. He was precisely on target as a hunter hunting an emu in emu hunting season. "Wow Dequan, you were precisely on target as a hunter hunting an emu in emu hunting season!" We walked into Dequan's kitchen. I see Dequans mom. Dequans mom turns around. Dequans mom says... "hello Jimuel Billiam Dudly Smith. I was hoping you would come by. I wanted to know what color your tuxedo was going to be for prom so we could coordinate." "Jim are you there?" "What?" I asked. I zoned out thinking about Dequans mom again. I personally didn't like my full name Jimuel Billiam Dudly Smith, but it is a name full of hotness. I would let Dequans mom call me that. Dequans mom and only Dequans mom... And opal. Dequans mom places a waffle in front of me. I ask for some gluten free orange peelings. I put on my red sweatband. I didn't mean gluten free. I meant to say organic orange peelings. Dequans mom probably thinks I'm weird. Dequans mom looks confused. She looks at Dequan and Dequan gets me my peels. I nibble on the peels while dewuans mom cooks some chowder. I love Dequans moms chowder.