(I'm just losing more and more brain cells every time I write one of these XD)
Grian: Here's a fun idea- we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.
Mumbo: We are not doing that.
Iskall: *nodding* Mistlefoe.
Mumbo: Don't encourage him!!
Tango: Christmas is cancelled
Impulse: You can't cancel a holiday
Tango: Keep it up, Impy, and you'll lose New Year's.
Impulse: What does that mean???
Tango: Zed, take New Year's away from Impulse.
Grian: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away
Mumbo: *smiles at him*
Grian: This year, to save me from tears
Mumbo: *looks at Grian* I'll give it to someone special
Iskall: Christmas was a week ago
Cleo: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.
Cleo: Most of the year
Cleo: Once in a while
Cleo: Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff
Joe: What are you going to bring to Christmas dinner?
Cleo: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
Grian: *dances along to the Hershey's Kisses holiday commercial*
Mumbo: Why...?
Grian: *through tears* when the commercial comes around you know it's Christmas
Any Hermit that lives in the south: *looking outside at the snowless driveway* It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
Tango: Zed, ask me what kind of tree this is
Zed: No
Tango: C'mon, j-just do it, ask me--
Zed: No
Tango: *zooms in onto Christmas tree, with a photo taped onto it* it's a Chris Pine
Scar: When I was seven I took Jellie to the mall to see Santa
Scar: It was probably the best day of her life
Scar: *holds up picture with Jellie looking scared of Santa*
Grian: ~Just hear those sleigh bells jingling~
Doc: HALLOWEEN WAS LITERALLY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN
Grian: NO IT'S CHRISTMAS
Stress: *barges in from outside* CHRISTMAS
Scar: *dressed in a Santa hat, holiday sweater and tangled in Christmas lights* IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Cub:
Cub: It's November 1st
Ren: Doc help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair.
Doc: Why were you under the tree?
Ren:
Ren: ...because I'm a gift to this world?
Cleo: I hope I get run over
Stress: Awww! Come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Cleo: *sighs* Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.
Grian: Mentally I am ready for Christmas.
Grian: Financially I am not ready for Christmas.
Cleo: It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
Mumbo: Stop it, I'm claustrophobic
Iskall: What's claustrophobic mean?
Grian: I think it means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Iskall: HO HO HO
Grian: STOP IT ISKALL, YOU'RE SCARING HIM
Cub: Good morning, Sc--
Scar: GET UP, CUB, YOU NEED TO LEARN THE JINGLE BELL ROCK CHOREOGRAPHY THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE, I HAVE TO SHINE! MERRY CHRISTMAS
Cub: But it's only November
Scar: I said mERrY cHriStmAS
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Hermitcraft Stuff - S6 Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of one-shots, AUs, songfics, and general stuff about Hermitcraft! This book circulates around the Architects mostly, since they were ones I watched the most through this season. Series written: -Infinity Portal Miniseries -Hermitgang -H...
