War with a Tease ONGOING

Tip 1

I pulled my Volvo S60 in front of a famous club in Makati kung saan napagkasunduan naming magkakaibigan na magkita. Pagkatapos kong mag-park ay lumabas ako ng kotse at saka naglakad patungo sa entrance ng club.

The music was already throbbing and drinks were flowing. Nilibot ko ang aking paningin para hanapin kung nasaan ang mga kabarkada ko na ka-team mates ko din sa soccer team at ayun nga, nasa isang sulok sila na may mga babae pang kasama.

Tinanguan ko sila pagkalapit ko at kinamayan isa isa. Nag-order na din ako ng scotch on the rocks sa babaeng waitress na lumapit sa table namin pagkatapos ay umalis na ito.

"Sexy oh. Lapitan mo na, Dre."

"Mas maganda kung tayong dalawa. Tara."

While waiting for my drink, I sat there watching Rex and Ethan as they went over to some of the waitresses and tried to get some digits. I laughed as Rex got punched and Ethan fell down trying to walk back to his chair.

"Taena! Nasapak ako!" Reklamo ni Rex habang sapo sapo ang panga niya.

"Buti yan lang natamo mo. Eh, ako? Tinadyakan pa ako!" sabi naman ni Ethan na ngayon ay nasa tabi ko na.

"Ano ba kasing ginawa niyo sa babae?" Tatawa tawa kong tanong sa kanila. Biruin mong sa lahat pa ng pwedeng manakit, babae pa? Eh, ang laking tao nila.

"Binanatan ko lang naman 'yong chicks eh! Yung sinabi mo sa amin." Rex

"At with matching kindat pa 'yon, ah!" eksena naman ni Ethan.

"Eh, gago naman pala talaga kayo eh! Masasapak ka talaga nun!" Kutya ko sa kanila at tumawa ng malakas.

Eh, paano ba naman kasi, hindi na nga marunong dumiskarte sa babae, gagamitin pa ang linya kong sinabi sa kanila na, 'I like those pants you have. I think they would look great next to mine, in a pile on the floor next to my bed.'

Maya maya pa ay dumating na din ang aking inumin. Pinabayaan ko lang na asarin ng iba ko pang mga kasamahan sina Rex at Ethan dahil sa natamo nila. Ang hilig naman kasing magpadalos dalos at hindi pa marunong pumick up.

I looked around the place, eyes landing on a brown haired woman in a red mini dress sitting on a stool at the counter. Siguro ay naramdaman nitong may nakatingin sa kanya kaya napatingin ito sa aming direksyon. Nginitian ko siya ng bahagya. Kinuha ko naman ang aking scotch on the rocks sa mesa at ininom iyon. Pagka-angat ko ng tingin, nakatingin pa din dito sa kinalulugaran namin ang babae.

Kita mo nga naman ang pagkakataon. Naghahanap ako ng pagkakalibangan at ayun nga, binigay na sa akin. Ibinalik ko ang baso sa mesa pagkatapos ay tumayo ako.

"Oh Chase, kakarating mo lang. Saan ka pupunta?" Takang tanong sa akin ni Rex.

"Ganito kasi dapat 'yan eh." Sabi ko na hindi lumilingon sa kanya, "Pag natagalan ako, kayo na umuwi, ah?" Paalam ko sa kanila pagkatapos ay naglakad na patungo doon sa counter.

STEP 1: MAKE EYE CONTACT

This is to let the girl know you're interested. Simply get caught looking at her for a second longer than you normally would, then smile as you look away to some neutral spot like your drink or one of your friends but let neither the glances nor this whole process go on too long. Remember, strike while the iron is hot. Lapitan mo na kaagad.

STEP 2: SMILE

Eye contact and body language are essential to a good flirt, but the smile is the universal language of flirting. Nakakahina iyan ng babae mga Dre.

As I walked up to the counter, she just kept staring at me with an amused look on her face.

I winked at her. I sat down and ordered a drink, and looked at the woman I sat next to. She had beautiful dark eyes and satiny brown skin. Sitting in front of me was a Coco-Cola and a bowl of cherries.

STEP 3: WINK

There is only one rule for winking, wink only once. If you wink more than once, you're not flirting, may problema ka na sa mata mo, Dre!

STEP 4: USE CHEESY PICK UP LINES

Once you get over there, there are no pickup lines that are going to work. Don't say something stupid like, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" dahil sobrang mais na nga, sobrang gasgas pa! It has to be natural and seem unplanned.

"Alone?" I asked her and gave her a naughty, lopsided grin.

"Y-yes." She answered and smiled back. "Are you?"

"Hindi na ngayon." bulong ko dito in a husky voice na nagpanginig na siguro laman nito. Oh, okay ba? Pick up line na 'yan. Ganun kasimple!

STEP 5: THE SEDUCTION

Move closer to her when you talk, gradually homing in on her ear, into which you can eventually whisper. Make a point of touching her casually. Your hand momentarily on her arm, shoulder, or the small of her back -- long enough not to seem accidental, but short enough to leave her feeling comfortable.

Hinawakan ko ang kamay ng babae sa ibabaw ng bar counter at marahang hinaplos ang kanyang balat. Bumaba naman ang aking kamay sa baywang nito papunta sa kanyang likod.

"I'm finding it harder and harder to resist you," I whispered as I leaned over her.

I gently stroked her cheek softly making her move a little. Pag ganyan ang nangyayari, apektado siya sayo kaya wag mo nang tigilan.

STEP 6: COME UP WITH A COMPLIMENT

Pick one thing you like about the way they look - like their hair, their smile or an article of clothing. Let them know in a friendly way how much you like it. Magugustuhan nila yan at mas lalo pang maging open sa 'yo.

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

I knew I was being rude but this was a part of the plan. Pero wag itong gagayahin dahil panigurado mababanas sayo ang isang babae at masampal ka pa. Nawalan na kasi ako ng pasensya at bagot na bagot na talaga ako sa bolahang ito kaya mas maiging tapusin na.

Bago pa man ito makapagreact at makasuntok sa aking pagmumukha, sinunggaban ko na kaagad ito ng halik sa kanyang mga labi. Katulad nga ng inaasahan, rumesponde din naman siya. Good. Hindi ako pinapahirapan. Sino ba naman ang tatanggi sa isang Chase Guevara, diba?

STEP 7: DRAG TO CAR

Alam na!

Note: Hindi applicable sa mga walang kotse.

"Let's get out of here." With that said, I dragged her out of the club and into my car.