Running in ONE DIRECTION...From Zombies!?

Lament of a Naked Mole Rap

“Eraahhhhgaaaaahhh” Chant the hoard of zombies as they close in on us.

“I’m too young to die!” I cry as I fall to my knees and hit the ground

“I’m too sexy to die!” Cries Louis as he hides behind Kim who is currently hiding behind Niall who has nothing to hide behind.

“It’s okay Alex, I’m here for you.” Says Harry as he opens his arms

I look up and hope swells in my chest. I stand up and brush myself off and run…right pass Harry and his shocked face right into Franky’s arms.

“Franky I don’t want us to die! Or well I don’t want to die… and I don’t want you to re-die... haha get it? Since your already dead.”

“Erahhh.” He replies while glaring at me

“Sorry, sorry…that was uncalled for.” I apologize as I pat his belly

“Alex maybe we can still get to the car!” Says Liam as he Points to a huge garbage bin, “We can climb on top of the rubbish bins and jump over the zombies to get to dusty!”

“You’re a genius Liam! Everyone follow me!” I say as I make my way to the huge trash bin (or the sexy name for it ‘Rubbish Bin’), “Hurry up! We can’t waste any time!”

*While Alex  runs to the rubbish bin*

 Harry is still standing with his arms open with a shocked look, “I can’t believe she passed me up…for a zombie. A bloody fat zombie!”

“It’s alright mate,” says Louis as he pats Harry’s back, “You still have your good looks.”

Harry nods his head, “Your right Lou! I need to seduce her! No girl can resist Harry Styles’ smolder! Hey Alex!” Harry yells as he runs to the garbage bin

“Hmm not what I was going for, but that works too.” Shrugs Lou as he makes His way over to the bin as well.

“Alex. Hey Alex!” Harry calls for me as I am climbing on top of the Bin

 “Wait a sec Harry, hey can you give me a lift real quick?”

“Erm, sure.” He says and then moments later I feel his hands on my ass.

My cheeks heat up insanely fast and I’m sure I look like a tomato.

His hands are on my ass, his hands are on my ass, HARRY STYLES’ HANDS ARE ON MY ASS

“Uhh Harry what are you doing?” I ask as I turn my head to look at him

Harry winks at me, “Giving you a lift love.”

Okay honestly if he was any other guy I would have kicked him in the face, but this is Harry Styles we are talking about here. I have dreams about him just giving me a high five! I can’t be picky with what I get.

“Gaahhhererrrahhh” more zombies chant as they close in on us, I look over to see where Kim and Niall are, they kim is still singing the damn batman song, and Niall is Rawring at the top of his lungs

I was about to tell them stop making so much noise or they will attract more zombies, but I doubt it mattered at this point

I guess me and Harry were so focused on the two love birds we didn’t even see the Wal-Mart worker zombie head towards us.

“Eraaahhh!” Moans the Wal-mart zombie as he lunges towards us

“Ahhh!” Yells Harry as his hands leave my bum.

Which leaves me half hanging on the garbage bin…why the hell is this bin so large anyway??

“Harry!” I yell as I try and swing my feet up ontop of the bin like a boss, but I end up kicking the brick wall instead