| Name | Lex Dalandshark aka Harry's secret lover from America |
| Location | In Hazza's Pants O.o wait wut? |
| Member Since | Nov 07, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 3,238 |
Ello everyone! My name is Lex, no i'm not a T-Rex but if i was I would FLEX. Oh yeah slow clap for mah rap yo! I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets O.O My wattpad goal is to get bright red numbers on my stories for reads, votes, AND comments. My goal in life is to be the Lorax. I LOVE LOVE LOVE talking to new people! (especially the cool weird ones) I'm an Otaku, or well I was, I dont really watch anime anymore. UPDATE: I LIED IM BACK ON ANIME AND MANGA OMFG ASDFGHJKL Also I am a...DIRECTIONER (dun dun duuhhhhh) Harry you can have your way with me now. XD (all of them can O.o wut?) *cough* Niall I am Nandos, so you can eat me all you want. (That somehow sounds wrong) Irish you were mine! Zayn and I will ride the rollercoaster that is Life while being epic together. Liam is my big PAPA all day, every day. Louis is my twin, we are both sassmastas, unfortunately we were separated at birth...and a couple years. DAMMIT AMERICA, WHY DID YOU LEAVE BRITAIN? WHYYY? DX BoyBands to make me dance- wut? I'm a hopeless romantic, but my life is as romantic as dirt... Sexy dirt *wink wink* My life is all about that YOLOFISH (you only live once so fluck it, shiz happens.) Mah Twittah- @Lex_DaLandshark Tumblr-@Bizarrelikelex 1D IG-@aniall_larry4narry Youtube-@Bizarrelikelex follow meh other profile@DiReCtIoNeR_MaDnEsS is a Directioner Fanfic page that I run with three amazing magical beings. Go follow my watty bestie@MooMooShooShoo -She's a cupcake and I luff her. <3 Did I mention I am infatuated with Danisnotonfire? HE. IS. LIFE. Like i want to have his british babies. I would also like to kidnap said following youtube stars: Ryan Higa, Jack, Finn, Phil, Chris, PJ, Charlie, Kingsley, and Tyler Oakley! True Fact of life- Unicorns are just horses in Landshark costumes My Bio made no sense. YOLOFISH
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@GraspingReality4U dang gir you old! And make sure that closet is big enough for the two of us! And yeah, I'm not doing all so well seeing as I have to retake a final because I failed it the first time-which was devastating. I den thought I knew it all! :p but that won't stop me from following my dream to walk down the orange carpet and accept my watty award.
@moomooshooshoo That's right! This was your first year of highschool! Ugh I understand- it makes want to lock myself in a closet and never come out :/ blegh I'm now planning for my senior year( because I'm all old) and I left wattpad for a while too so it's all good :)
AHHHHHHHHHHH! I've missed you too gal! Ugh life...high school in general has been a real pain in the tushi! I really missed watt pad... And you of course! Geez. I even forgot my password! AHA:)
@moomooshooshoo OMFG I HAVE MISSED YOU SER MUCH! OMG OMG OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME FOREVER! IM CRYING TEARS OF JOY! ASDFGHJKL
Agh! I miss you ttoooooo!!! Btwubs, love your background! Wow it has been months since I have been on her! Dang. I MISS YOUR STORIES. I MISS OUR FRIENDSHIP. WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL??!!!! MOOMOO out... Hopefully not for long;/
Hey yo!! imma fan of yours! When will you post the sequel of running in one direction from zombies? its a great story!
Okie dokie!
OKAY YOU MILKY MONKIES! (wut omg that sounds naughty ;3) I would love for ALL OF YEW HOT SMEXI MOFOS to go follow these three lovely ladies@WiseUnicorn@NarryToMarryMe@hipsterrrrrrplease THESE LADIES ARE IN MY SUPER-HERO WATTPAD CO-OWNER GROUP CALLED "DON'T HAVE A NAME YET BUT WE STILL COOL" Don't judge, we are working on it. If you think im awesome wait till you check these hawt tacos. Also if you want go check out our profile@DiReCtIoNeR_MaDnEsS (We follow everyone.) Okie Dokie chicks and d- ducks... bYe
Can you plz post the running In one direction... From zombies?! Soon plz zzz ? * puppy eyes*
@GraspingReality4U Aaww you be makin me blush! *_* I ain't no magestic