My name is Lex, no i'm not a T-Rex but if i was I would FLEX. Oh yeah slow clap for mah rap yo!
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets O.O
My wattpad goal is to get bright red numbers on my stories for reads, votes, AND comments.
My goal in life is to be the Lorax.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE talking to new people! (especially the cool weird ones)
I'm an Otaku, or well I was, I dont really watch anime anymore.
UPDATE: I LIED IM BACK ON ANIME AND MANGA OMFG ASDFGHJKL
Also I am a...DIRECTIONER (dun dun duuhhhhh)
Harry you can have your way with me now. XD (all of them can O.o wut?) *cough*
Niall I am Nandos, so you can eat me all you want. (That somehow sounds wrong) Irish you were mine!
Zayn and I will ride the rollercoaster that is Life while being epic together.
Liam is my big PAPA all day, every day.
Louis is my twin, we are both sassmastas, unfortunately we were separated at birth...and a couple years.
DAMMIT AMERICA, WHY DID YOU LEAVE BRITAIN? WHYYY? DX
BoyBands to make me dance- wut?
I'm a hopeless romantic, but my life is as romantic as dirt... Sexy dirt *wink wink*
My life is all about that YOLOFISH (you only live once so fluck it, shiz happens.)
Mah Twittah- @Lex_DaLandshark
other profile@DiReCtIoNeR_MaDnEsS is a Directioner Fanfic page that I run with three amazing magical beings.
Go follow my watty bestie@MooMooShooShoo -She's a cupcake and I luff her. <3
Did I mention I am infatuated with Danisnotonfire? HE. IS. LIFE. Like i want to have his british babies.
I would also like to kidnap said following youtube stars: Ryan Higa, Jack, Finn, Phil, Chris, PJ, Charlie, Kingsley, and Tyler Oakley!
True Fact of life- Unicorns are just horses in Landshark costumes
My Bio made no sense. YOLOFISH