To the Rescue Part 1

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[Loki is online]
[Deadpool is online]

Deadpool: HIO :D

Loki:.....life sucks....

Deadpool: No it doesn't, life's a happy song!

Deadpool: Seriously, shut up!

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: LOKI WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Loki: i suck...thats what

Natasha: Shut it you bastard, where's the avengers!

Deadpool: LIFES A HAPPY SONG!

Loki: what do you mean? *Sighs*

Natasha: shut it you Emo sterotype and cough it up, what did you do to them!

Loki: I'm confused, what did i do them exactly?

Natasha: Everyone is GONE! G-O-N-E GONE!

Loki: Steve's not

Natasha: He's a newlywed, he's gone off to la la land. Back to the subject, where are they!

Loki:...um...eating food? I don't get this game

Natasha: Stop playing stupid with me Laufeyson!

Loki:.................everyone's gone.......

Natasha: EYS!

Natasha: *Yes, (typo)

Loki: Even sky............

Natasha: YES!

Loki:......get your pitch fork Nat, and your guns, we are going to kill some one

Natasha: Wait, you didn't take them?

Loki: why would I? Think about it, now go get my staff so i can kill some one!

Deadpool: WHAL-

Loki: WOULD YOU STOP IT WITH THE WHALE!

Deadpool:.......soft kitty-

Loki: Oh my god, he's....i'm just going to take a deep breath and try not to kill him

Natasha: He can't die

Loki: I KNOW THAT!

Natasha: Who do you think took them?

Loki:....really? International russian super spy and you have no clue?

Natasha: No....

Loki: *Face plams* Dr. Doom, Amora, those guys? Remember, they tried to KILL STEVE!

Natasha: *thinking*.......OH!.......sorry about eariler

Loki: -___-'

Deadpool: ^ WHALE!

Natasha: He's really starting to make that dull now

Loki: You think?

Natasha: Okay, so everyone is gone....whats our first step?

Loki: Your putting me in charge?

Natasha: Look, i've had a rough week and i'm tired, i took Advil PM three hours ago so i'm not fit leading an assault at the moment

Loki: you really trust me to lead this opperation?

Natasha: No but your better than Wade

Loki: True

Natasha: Let me go get somethings

Loki: k

[Natasha has logged off]

Deadpool:.....i'm hungry.....do you want fish sticks?

Loki: No, those things are a crime against nature in the making

Deadpool: OKAY LOKITTY! I'LL BRB!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Deadpool has logged off]

Loki:..........what do you do when your in a chatroom by yourself?

Loki: talk to yourself

Loki: Great Idea!

Loki: I know

Loki: Your the best :D

Loki: No your the best :D

Loki:......................................actually this is kind weird....whats taking Nat so long?

*Five minuets later*

Loki: Shit, she hasn't come back yet....fuck, she must have gotten herself kidnapped too! Great....now i'm on my own.

[Deadpool is online]

Deadpool: I'M BBBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

Loki: I can tell.....have you seen natasha?

Deadpool: Who dat?

Loki:....She's got red hair, she's short, dressed in black-

Deadpool: OOOOOHHHHH, Yep, she was-

[Deadpool has logged off]

Loki: are you fucking kidding me?!

[Deadpool has logged on]

Deadpool: no

Loki: Why you little, shi-

[Deadpool has logged off]

Loki: DAMN YOU!

Loki: To hell with you wade, i'll go find them myself...somehow....

[Loki has logged off]



Hey guys! Sorry for the almost year update (Ugh) College has been a complete nightmare but hey, things are getting better. Anyway, i've read so far with how this chatroom has become so far and its well...childish to say the least. So i'm going to be changing some things in the next chapter with maturity level. I wrote this chapter back in February but never posted it (I thought i had). Anyway, comment below on any ideas you would like to see happen in this book, i would love to hear :D 

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 01, 2016 ⏰

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