Loki is a #Hashtagabuser

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[Skylar is online]

[Loki is online]

Skylar: Is Wade gone?

Loki: I don't think he'll find us in your closet....why are we in your closet again?

Skylar: Because he's driving me up a tree!

Loki: how do you know him anyway?

Skylar: He's an Ex

Loki: O.O Daymn, you have played almost everyone...

Skylar: Not everyone-

Loki: I looked at your Marvel book, you've been in relationships with Peitro, Logan, Jason-

Skylar: don't go down the list

Loki: though i must ask, are you stil with the spider?

Skylar: Nope...he became...too...clingy

Loki: why did you end it with Jason?

Skylar: Which one?

Loki: Starlord

Skylar: No, no darling, in the movie they changed his name to Peter

Loki: *Sighs* Marvel has too many peter's to remember...

Skylar: Ikr

Loki: #toomanypeters

Skylar: Loki....i-is that what i just thought it was

Loki: A hastag? yep, they're actually not that bad

Skylar: NO! YOU PUT THAT THING DOWN!

Loki: you can't put a hastag down

Skylar: Well i'm a Hastag cop (Bart Baker reference) and if you continue this, i will arrest you for Hastag abuse!

Loki: Well arest me now #cop

Skylar: I think its #Hashtagcop

Loki: well, if you think about it, if i did your example, it would say hashtag hastag cop

Skylar:......................

Loki: I know i'm #awesome

Skylar: Seriously stop it

Loki: #can'tbetamed

Skylar: oh god, your not into Miley Cyrus are you?

Loki: WHo's she?

Skylar: Some one you watch to burn your innocence

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: I DISAGREE!

Skylar: here we go again -__-'

Natasha: She's a very talented woman that has-

Skylar: Hey, Loki, do you want to-

Loki: #getoutofhere? #agree

Skylar: Now you just look stupid

Loki: I'm not #lordloki

Skylar: Seriously stop

Loki: #wecan'tstop

Skylar: YOU LIED TO ME!

Loki: *Laughing* #don'tcomeinlikeawreckingball

Skylar: *hitting head on keyboard* OH THE HUMANITY STOP IT!

Loki: #kneel

Skylar:.........actually, i'll allow that one

Loki: :D

Skylar: Just no more hastags, plz, i will shoot myself if you do one more god damn hashtag!

Loki: But i would be sad if you did

Skylar: Why?

Loki: i-um...cause your my friend...

Skylar: um.....okay-

[Deadpool has entered]

Deadpool: HIO! LEZT THE SHIP BEGIN!

Skylar: Wait, Ship?

Loki: Um...O.O Wade, shut up

Deadpool: TELL HER! TTTTTEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL HHHHHHHEEEEERRRRRR

Skylar: Loki, tell me what?

Loki: its not important

Skylar: tell me

Loki: u-um.....well...i um-

Deadpool: He LLLLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEESSSSSS YOU!!!!

Skylar:...................................

Loki:.............*Dies inside*....................

Skylar: I cna't believe you Loki!

Loki: what?

Skylar: Your like every self centered idiot that's around me! Go away and leave me alone sicko!

[Skylar has logged off]

Loki:..................................................................

Deadpool: I think she's okay with it

Loki: REALLY YOU BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO TELL HER WHEN I DIED!

Deadpool: thats a bad time

Loki: NO ITS NOT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

[Loki has logged off]

Deadpool:...........................WHALE!

[Deadpool has logged off]

Natasha: wtf just happened?

[Everyone has logged off]

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*Laughs nervously* well, that escalated quickly. Um so i hope you guys liked this chapter (Well, those of you who liked LokixSkylar are going to hunt me down and kill me) and don't forget to comment, vote and follow :D

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