Babysitting Hela part 2

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Loki: *asleep*.............

Thor: *Snores really loud*

Loki: OH GOD! *Starts hyperventilating, lets out a sigh* okay, i'm good, i'm-DAMN IT! Ugh i f*ckin' lost the god damn muthaf*ckin' bet!

Clint: What? ugh i'm so tired......

Tony: i haven't slept like that in a long time....

Natasha: *yawns*

Bruce: Guys.....

Loki: Just a second Bruce!

Tony: we lost....didn't we....

Loki: I LOST $20 TO A F*CKIN' FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL! 

Natasha: calm down.....we all knew she would win...

Clint: Do you guys think that-never mind

Bruce: GUYS!

Loki: Just a second Bruce!

Thor: Mmmm........Jane...........Skylar.......se-

Tony: Welp, we know what Thor dreams about

Clint: Poor Sky :'(

Loki: THOR, WAKE UP U BASTARD!

Thor: WHAT!? I was dreaming about-

Tony: Banging Jane AND Sky?

Thor: who di-

Natasha: Lucky guess....

Bruce: GUYS!

Loki: I said one second Bruce!

Bruce: HELA IS GONE!

Natasha: OMIGOD! Where is she!

Loki: Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! Sky's going to kill me for sure!

Clint: She couldn't have gone far!

Natasha: Why is there peanut butter on the table over there?

Loki: i don't- HEY! Hela sticks notes with peanut butter when there's no tape! She must have left us a note!

Tony: There's no note attached to it!

Loki: it must have fallen off somewhere! Everyone LOOK!

Thor: I see the note!

Clint: Thor.....that's a paper clip.....

Thor: oh.....

Loki: Oh god, Sky's going to kill me!..........then she's going to bring me back up as a zombie and kill me again!

Tony: Paranoid much?

Bruce: Found it!

Loki: Oh god, give me it!

Thor: why?

Loki: 'Cause, if i don't have that note, in a few weeks,  you'll all be staring at my grave sight, dancing gangnam style and singing either "Ding dong the witch is dead", "Joy to the world" or "It's the end of the world"!

Natasha: give him the stupid note.....

Bruce: fine *Rolls eyes*

Clint: what does it say?

Loki: is says......P-L-A-N-E, B-O-W, & W-A-L-M-A-R-T......

Tony: She must have stolen Clint's bow, stole a plane and is headed to Wal-mart!

Everyone: O.o.........

Tony: I can be smart too

Clint: I swear when i get my hands on her i'm gunna

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