Emo Loki

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[Bruce is online]

[Tony is online]

Bruce: I haven't seen Clint or Thor in a while

Tony: they're fine i bet

Bruce: Did you hear the news with Skylar and Loki?

Tony: WHAT? THEY FINALLY GOT TOGETHER????!!!!!!

Bruce: -_______- far from it, She hates his guts and won't even talk to him anymore and well...he's um....gone Emo on us

Tony: O.O no

Bruce: Yes, he's dyed his hair and everything, i'm not a therapist and IDK WHAT TO DO!

Tony: well no duh, you didn't help me at all after my house blew up!

Bruce: 4 the last time, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR!

[Loki is online]

Loki: *Sighs* hi guys....

Tony: Holy shit dude, what happened to your lovely hair?

Loki: It reflects my feelings

Tony: um...green and dark blue reflect your feelings? I get the blu but green?

Bruce: You forgot the e-

Tony: STOP IT GRAMMER NAZI!

Loki: because green makes me feel...better

Tony:...........okay then but still, and whats with the make up?

Loki: It makes me feel better about myself

Tony: you sound like a insecure-

Bruce: Tony, don't even go there! I will kill you if you slam on depressed people!

Tony: Fine, fine, but back to Demi-god here, Loki,  you look like a-

Bruce: *glares*

Tony:-um...ray of sunshine?

Loki: Life sucks....

Bruce: Loki buddy, lets put this behind us. Relationships never stay, i mean look at me, i'm a nice guy and girls don't like me and i'm not mopping around all depressed

Tony: you were yesterday-

Bruce: Shut up tony!

Loki: *sighs* i accept death

Bruce: Oh my god Loki, man up!

Loki: no...this is the real me...if you can't accept it i'm worth dying anyway...

Bruce: Dude, chill out

Loki:.....*sniffs* i can, because i was told i was adopted and a frost giant-

Bruce: He he goes again *Sighs*

Tony: Loki, Loki buddy, calm down and-

Loki: I am, i accept hel's fate

Bruce: I think its Hell

Loki: in Asgard its Hel

Tony: then why this whole time have you been spelling it with two l's-never mind

Loki: I'm thinking of getting a tattoo that expresses myself, and maybe a couple of piercings

Bruce: Loki, now your just being an idiot, stop it now!

Loki: why?

Bruce: Do you want me to hulk out?

Loki: Might as well, i already accept death

Bruce: *facepalms*

Loki: i'll be back in a few hours guys....

Bruce: Loki, no, wait-

[Loki has logged of]

Tony: You know, i think he just came in here to tell us he was depressed-

Bruce: Lord, he's driving me up a tree! I want to help him but idk how!

Tony: look on the bright side, he's not killing anyone....yet

[Deadpool is online]

Deadpool: WWWWWHHHHHAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEE> -_________-

Bruce: I don't like you Wade

Deadpool: I love you <3

Tony: Wade, any idea's how to fix a broke Demi-god?

Deadpool: Ice cream, chick-flicks and WWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAALLLLLEEEEESSSSSS :D

Bruce: You walked into that one

Tony: yes....*sighs* yes i did. But seriously, any idea's

Deadpool:......NOPE :D

Tony: Your useless Wade -___-'

Wade: And i know :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D *whispering* Whales :D

Bruce: hey, speaking of Loki's broken heart, where's his lover Sky?

Tony: What do you mean?

Bruce: I haven't seen her all day, just like Thor and Clint

Tony: Something fishy is going on here....i'm starting to sense it...*gags* and smell it, God what is that-

Deadpool: My fish sticks r ready! BRB! :D

[Deadpool has logged off]

Tony: *sighs* he's a nut

Bruce: no doubt-

[Lorelei is online]

Lorelei: hey boys *winks*

Bruce: Oh shi-

[Everyone has logged off]

To be continued............

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