Stalker!

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[Clint is online]

[Skylar is online]

[Natasha is Online]

Clint: um Sky.......why are you locked in ur room?

Skylar: Omigod! Tony has been stalking me for hours.....i'm freaked out!

Natasha: so why did you call us in here?

Skylar: Well you guys are assassins and-

Clint: u r 2

Natasha: No matter HOW much i would love to kill Stark, we can't

Skylar: well what else do you suggest i do! He's stalking me and its creeping me out!

Clint:.............?

Skylar: -_- well ur much help Brid-boy

Natasha: Ask what he wants, then he might leave u alone

Clint: when did u become so soft?

Both: Therapist

Clint: u go 2 a therapist?

Skylar: Yes.....we both do.....we go to work on our anger issues

Natasha: so why do you think he's stalking you, there has to be some clues...

Clint: now were playing Sherlock?!

Skylar: If i weren't scared to come out of my room, i would strangle you to death right now

[Thor is online]

[Bruce is online]

Thor: You may all kneel in glory fellow Avengers and Skylar, for i, Thor, Son of Odin have figured out the Internet!

Skylar: -____-' took u long enough....

Natasha: This surprisingly scares me

Clint: i am relived but yet horrified...

Thor: i have also figured out how to 'Google'

Bruce: He's getting there but he knows how it somewhat works

Skylar: and he learned this from Captsical?

Bruce: yes

Natasha: well, now back on topic, we need to first find Tony and talk to him

Bruce: why?

Clint: He's been stalking Sky all day for some odd reason

Bruce: O.O i think i know why.....

Skylar: Bruce.....tell me....NOW! I WILL LOCK YOU IN STARK TOWER TILL YOU DO SINGING IT FRIDAY OVER AND OVER!

Thor: Don't lose your temper fellow sister!

Skylar: Again....if i weren't locked up, i'd strangle you to death!

Thor: O.O

Clint: ikr?

Thor: She's scary....

Clint: yes....yes she is... ^.^

Bruce: well.....*Clears throat* err-when you guys left the chat room.....Tony wanted to figure out which Avengers to ship 2gethat.......

Natasha: like in-

Skylar: Relationship?

Clint: I'm confuzled?

Bruce: yes.....and he's trying to figure out who 2 ship w/ u.....i think he's stalking you to find out....

Natasha: who were u guys able to ship?

Bruce: only him and Pepper and u and Clint

Skylar: Aw....Clintasha!

Clint: Clintwhata?! WTF IS THIS!

Natasha: r u f*cking kidding me!?

Skylar: u guys don't know about what Clintasha fans do!

Both: No!

Skylar: Its like the cutest thing ever! They do fan pics of us guys and ur imaginary baby and-

Both: What!? O.o

Skylar: um......i shall be leaving now....i have to go.....kill Thor and Tony....

Thor: wait what?!

[Skylar has logged off]

Bruce: i think u should run

Thor: She's scary, i shall stay put and-

[Thor has logged off]

Bruce: Thor!? THOR WHAT HAPPENED!

Clint: i can't believe people Ship us...

Natasha: ikr?! I'm so pissed

Bruce: would u guys stop worrying about this, Thor has gone missing!

Natasha: just because he logged off, doesn't mean he's missing

Clint: yes.....

Bruce: No, me and him were in the same room 2getha and now he's gone!

Natasha: OMG! This is so creepy!

[Random Jaws music playing]

Clint: Wtf is w/ da Jaw's music?

Natasha: its getting louder!

Bruce: OMIGOD WHAT DO WE DO!

[Turns off invisibility]

Loki: Surprise muthaf*ckers!

Clint and Natasha: AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!

Bruce: HUO;NJBJKA;ABVGBGWYFRNA;FHIOFRHYEBR

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Loki: ehehehe ^.^

[Loki as logged off]

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