You r da worst babysitta...eva!

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[Toddler Avengers are online]

[Toddler Kyler is online]

[Clint is online]

Clint: Okay, breath.....okay, NOW HOW DID YOU GUYS GET OUT OF YOUR SEATS!?

(T)Bruce: um.....you let them out...remember

Clint: oh....right....

(T)Natasha: Hey! That's mine!

(T)Kyler: No, ITS MY NERF GUN!

Clint: Would you guys stop i-Thor, stop eating your hammer!

(T)Thor: *Sucking on hammer*

Clint: Okay, your going to swallow it-oh arrow sticks how to your lift this thing!?

(T) Tony: WWWEEEEE!!!!

Clint: okay, Bruce, make sure that Thor doesn't choke on that, i have to go chase Tony

(T)Bruce: Why am i always the responsible one, whether i'm a child or not -____-'

Clint: Okay, Tony, why don't you come back over here an-

(T)Tony: NO!

Clint: Don't u use that attitude with me young man!

(T)Tony: *sticks out tongue*

Clint: No wonder your father hated you, you little sh-no, NO Baby Doom, we do not build death rays and try to shoot others with the-Natasha, stop kicking Thor's hea-Thor stop eating your hammer!

(T)Bruce: Thor, give me the hammer pwease

(T)Thor: *Still sucking on hammer*

(T)Bruce: its like he has no brain cells

Clint: Oh god, i can't f*ckin' do this anymore

(T)Natasha: *Climbs up to Clint and sits on his lap* I sorry

Clint: Aww, its okay Nat, but how do i get them to behave?

(T)Natasha: I have an idea *Stands up with megaphone* GUYS, IF YOU ALL SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET, CLINT WILL GIVE US COOKIES!

*Everyone rushed to Clint and sits down*

(T)Dr. Doom: I like cookies

(T)Tony: What are your favorite flavor?

(T)Dr. Doom: I like peanut butter cookies

(T)Thor: *Still sucking on hammer*

(T)Tony: Chocolate chip are better!

(T)Dr. Doom: Nuh!

(T)Tony: Uhu!

(T)Kyler: i want a sucker.....

Clint: okay, Kids, Skylar said no snacks

(T)Natasha: i want snacks!

Clint: no, i said no and i meant what i said and i said what i meant

(T)Bruce: No Dr. Seuss

Clint: srry

 (T)Dr. Doom: I want snacks

(T)Thor: *Still sucking on hammer*

(T)Tony: yeah! Snack time!

(T)Kyler: We want snacks!

Clint: NO!

*All children except for Bruce gang up on Clint*

(T)Tony & (T)Dr. Doom: GET HIM!

*A few minutes later*

[Skylar has entered the chatroom]

[Hela has entered the chatroom]

[Taylor has entered the chatroom]

[Toddler Steve has entered the chatroom]

[Toddler Loki has entered the chatroom]

Taylor: Aaaawww, you guys are so cute!

Hela: So am i!

Skylar: Look at him in his wittle outfit, he's so adorable!

Hela: I'm adorable too!

(T)Loki: I'm hungry

(T)Steve: Yeah...me 2

Taylor: Okay lets get you guys some snacks

(T)Loki: YEAH! *Claps hands*

Both girls: aaaaawwwwwww *Sighs*

Hela: I can be adorable like that too!

Skylar:  Okay, lets see what Clint is up to-CLINT! WHY ARE THE CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY ANIMALS!?

Clint: Um, i'm in a bit of a situation here *Hanging upside down tied up*

Skylar: *Sighs* Ugh, Clint

(T)Loki: Clint! You r da worst babysitta...eva!

Both girls: aaaaaawwwww he's too cute!

Clint: um....can someone help me down from here?!

(T)Bruce: I tried to warn him

Clint: Can you please turn everyone back...please!

Skylar: aaaaawwww but i like little Loki, he's too cute!

(T)Loki: i know

Clint: okay, please!

Taylor: okay *Cuts Clint down*

Clint: Ow, i hit my head but thank you!

Skylar: OKAY, YOU LITTLE BRATS, STOP RUNNING AROUND!

*All children stop running and look at Skylar scared*

Skylar: Its time for your nap, now go lay down on the nap pads or else i will come down on you all like hulk!

*all children run to little nap pads and fall asleep*

Clint: O.O H-How did you do that?!

Skylar: Its called scaring them to death

Taylor: aww, they look so cute asleep!

Hela: So do i!

Skylar: *Yawns* ugh, i'm tired

Clint: You tell me

Taylor: i think i'll go lie down for a bit

Skylar: same!

Clint: U won't have to tell me twice but after this we HAVE to figure out how to change them back

[Everyone has logged off]

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