Dead Goldfish

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[Loki is online]

[Tony is online]

[Thor is online]

[Steve is online]

Loki: guys......i did something horrible.......

Tony: thats like a day 2 day basis :D

Steve: And thats different because?

Thor: What is thou'est wrong dear brother

Loki: I killed Skylar's goldfish....

Tony: Really!? Thats the 'Horrible' thing u did!? Wtf is wrong w/ u O.O

Steve: Gee, i wonder how bad you felt when you attempted to take over new york, if this is horrible

Thor: OH BROTHER! WHAT HATH THOU DONE!

Tony: Its a stupid gold fish, she'll get over it

Steve: how'd you kill it in the first place?

Loki: well, she, Clint and Natasha are headed to some mission in Greece and she asked me to take care of her fish while she was gone....

Tony: O.O Poor fish, being entrusted to you in the first place, such a shame

Steve: There's a reason for that......*cough**cough*Lokylar*cough**cough*

Thor: go one brother....

Loki: and i was feeding it earlier today and accidentally dropped the food in its bowl

Steve: so it died that way?

Loki: no......it was still alive then but i needed to get the food out

Tony: so what did you do then?

Steve: same here

Thor: WHY DID THOUEST KILL THEY FISH! WWWWAAAAHHHH :'(

Loki: so i tried to vacum out the fish food out of the water and vacuumed up the fish too, i was able to get it out but it died in the gears.....

Steve: Poor fishie! :'(

Tony: WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO VACUUM OUT THE WATER!

Loki: idk, i was just in panic

Tony: YOU JUST PUT THE FISH IN A CUP WITH SOME WATER AND THEN DUMP OUT THE DIRTY WATER AND REFILL IT!

Steve: How do u know how 2 use a vacum?

Thor: POOR FISH! IT WAS TOO YOUNG 2 DIE! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH :'(

Loki: I'm such a bad person :'(

Tony: we all know it but how are you going to break it to your gf that u killed her fish?

Steve: Just call her up and tell her, Honesty is the best-

Tony: nobody cares Steve!

Loki: What does gf mean in text language?

Tony: *Snickers* Girlfriend

Loki: she is NOT me gf! Just because u guys ship us doesn't mean we're 2getha!

Thor: PPPPOOORRRR FFFFIIISSSHHH!

Steve: though i'd love to arrgue about this and all but, Sky just texted me and said she's on her way home!

Loki: holy norse god what am i going 2 do!

Tony: so, just go to the store and buy her a new one, she won't notice

Thor: WWWWHHHHYYYY!!!!

Loki: idk...

Steve: Just tell her its the circle of life

Tony: -___- stop watching Lion king Steve

Steve: Shut it, but it'll help if your not a man to tell her da truth

Loki: i am man enough just....deathly scared of her.....O.o

Tony: ssssuuuurrree *Rolls eyes*

[Skylar is online]

Skylar: HI GUYS!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Skylar: ?

Loki: h-hi Sky, how'd you get on, your not home yet....

Skylar: The plane has surprising wi-fi

Steve: thats odd, can't you get in trouble 4 dat?

Skylar: eh, i'll just kill um.............O.o.........i've been hanging around Loki too much......

Tony: Yeah, well just come home cause everything is fine, yeah, your fish is fine and did NOT get killed by being sucked up into a vacuum *Laughs nervously*

Thor: WWWWWWHHHHYYYYY-oh hi Sky, how's the flight?

Skylar: good Thor and what happened to Mr. Bubbles?!

Steve: Mr. Bubbles?

Skylar: i name my fish

Loki: Um.....Skylar......t-there's something i need to tell you.....

Skylar: Sure.......what did you or Tony do?!

Tony: -_____-' ugh 

Loki: err-um-uh.......I might have accidentally killed Mr. bubbles while you were gone.......

Skylar: what?!

Steve: HE DIDN'T MEAN IT! I PROMISE!

Tony: HE WAS CRYING ABOUT THIS EARLIER!

Loki: i was not!

Skylar: *Sighes* its okay, at least you were honest with me, if you weren't i would have killed you but......i need to talk to you....in priviet.....

Loki: um......okay....

[Skylar and Loki have been moved to a privet chatroom]

Thor: NNNNOOOO!!!

Tony: I wonder whats going on, but i guess telling da truth was the best thing

Steve: Told ya'!

Thor: But what art they chating about in there?

Tony: i shall sneek in there and see! Muahahahah! ;D

[Tony has sunk into a privet chatroom]

Thor: well, i'm going to go eat another poptart....

Steve: i'll join you....

[Avengers have logged off]

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so what yall think? What do you guys think went on in the privet chat room? i'm going to try to make these more random, so yeah, tell me what you think and what you guys think happened in the privet chatrom w/ Sky and Loki?

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