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imessage between Anna and Ruby

Anna:
RUBY!!!

Ruby:
ANNA!! what's
happening my b

Anna:
Uhhh so I got
pizza with Brendon fuckin
Urie and we ran lines

Ruby:
ZOOOOHHH my
LORDT! WAS IT FUN?
IM SO HAPPY FOR U

Anna:
chill we're just friends!

Ruby:
i know but you def
think he is a QTTT

Anna:
i mean yeah...

Ruby:
my point exactly!

Anna:
we're going to rehearse the skits
tomorrow.

Ruby;
i heard there's six?

Anna:
yes, one sec i'll send you the list! 🤠

READ

Anna:
skits:
1 : BDSM SKIT
anna and brendon are in
a relationship based solely on sex.
Anna is handcuffed to the bed and
brendon can't find the key to undo
it.

2: MERMAID SKIT
brendon is a sailor and
stumbles upon anna who is
a mermaid. the whole skit
they go back and forth and anna
tries to convince him to give her
all of his stuff and divorce his wife
for her.

3: CAT LADY SKIT
Brendon and Anna go on a hot
date and go back to annas apartment.
when he wakes up in the morning, he realizes
that she has 30 cats and that she is a crazy
cat lady.

4: MURDERER SKIT
brendon is a murder who is holding
a knife to anna's throat. instead of
being terrified, anna hits on him. she
is a desperate girl and doesn't care
that he's about to kill her.

5: ICE SKATING SKIT
brendon and anna just won the
winter ice skating
olympics. anna is clearly
injured, and brendon is screaming at
her to keep it cool even though blood
is pouring out of her mouth.

6: STRIPPER SKIT
brendon is the greatest male
stripper in NYC. anna is a
single mom who has no idea
what a stripper is. she is
very innocent and that's what makes it funny.

Ruby:
you realize every single fucking
skit centers around you and him? and
in most you guys are seen in a romantic
light?!!!!!

Anna:
yes and i'm so scared i'm gonna
"catch feelings" . he's hot as fuck!

Ruby:
you're screwed

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