Thank you to the creator of this joke i found on pinterest.
so my friend texts me at about 9:00ish a couple days ago. and she was all like "YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THIS PIN ON MY YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so i go on pinterest and find the pin and there a Barney The Dinosaur toy surrounded by beer bottles with the caption
I love booze
Booze loves me
Holy shit i have to pee
Im so smashed im falling on the floor
Alcoholic dinosaur.
AND IF YOU DIDNT SING THIS IN YOUR HEAD TO THE TUNE OF THE REAL VERISION GO BACK IN TIME AND GET YOURSELF A CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
