Friend: I will not let you drink tonight!
Me: WHY?!?!?!?!
Friend: Need I remind you of the last few times!
Me*has dramatic flashback*
Friend: You cut open pineapples screaming "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!" You then went up to my grandmother and screamed "Dora I need help!" Then last week you stuffed my cat in a pillow and screamed "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!"
Me: -_-
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
