commercial voice: do have trouble going up stairs?
me: no
commercial voice: do you feel like a burden to others?
me: no
commercial voice; have you fallen in the past month?
me: yes
Commercial voice: if you answered yes to any of these questions you may qualify for a powerchair!
me: MOM I NEED A POWERCHAIR!
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
