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A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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by muffinsaremylife

thanks to SmoshyFriendForever for commenting with this joke, i thought it was a great joke so i put it here, thanks SmoshyFriendForever.

Crashing through the snow

On a pair of broken skis

Burning childrens toys

And smashing Christmas trees

The snow is turning red

And everyone is dead

I woke up in the hospital with bullets in my head

Oh 911 911

Santas got a gun

Shot a reindeer in the rear

In 1991, HEY

911 911

Santas got a gun

I hope i get a knife next year

So i can have some fun!

thanks SmoshyFriendForever