This is a joke from Darkness-Beyond
After the Faulker Island crisis a military general asked three heroes to meet him in his office.
The general said "Because we weren't at war I can't give out any medals. But everyone agreed that you three each get to pick two points on your body, and every inch in between the two points is two pounds of sterling.
Soldier one says "From the top of my head to my toes."
The general replies "Thats very good. 70 inches and 140 pounds."
Soldier two says "From the tips of my middle fingers with my arms outstretched."
The general replies "That's even better. 72 inches and 144 pounds."
The third soldier says "From my wrist to my pinkie."
The general asks "Where is your pinkie?"
And the soldier replies "Faulker Island sir!"
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
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