Scratchoff Payoff

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Every payday since I can remember

I've been coming to this gas station.

Not for gas,

But for my scratchers.

You know,

Powerball, Mega Millions, State Lotto, whatever.

I pick up a nickel

And start scratching off the gray dots -

I won.

I WON ?

HOLY JESUS MARY JOSEPH I WON !!!

I effin' finally WON something -

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I just won $1000 !

Life is good.

Sometimes !

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