Spare Change

4 0 0
                                    

Last night,

I had tuna and iced tea instead of pizza and beer

Because

My deadbeat cousin

"Borrowed" $25 from my wallet while I was on the phone !

She left a note so that makes it OK ?

Shit.

Last week I was cruising the couch cushions for loose change,

Looking under my front seat

And checking my gym bag 

(not that I can afford a gym anymore)

For quarters.

I rode the bus to work today

Because

I have no money for gas until payday.

The homeless man on the corner 

Was holding up his cardboard sign again,

It reads: "will wash windsheeld for spare change"

Standing next to a bucket and squeegee

STOP THE BUS !

I'm getting out to help him -

We'll split the proceeds 50/50.

Paycheck BluesWhere stories live. Discover now