Cable Bill

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The cable bill arrived

And I nearly fainted.

Roomate #2 ordered one too many PPV and a boxing match,

"Can I pay you next week ?" he says.

And they raised the Internet fees again,

Too !

They still haven't paid me back for last month's bill,

So I called Concast.

No cable,

No problem.

I'm going to go read a book.

They can read the damn Cheerios box !

Or call their mothers,

Who care ;)

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