south park oneshots ( discontinued )

urelated but idc

Hamilton characters playing ML pt 1

usernames
Alex - damanisnonstop (Zilong)
John - gayturtleboi123 (Alucard)
Laf - largebaguette (Lancelot)
Herc - brahhbrahh44 (Balmond)
Peggy - andpeggy38 (Nana)
Angie - besatisfied27 (Miya)
Eliza - helplesssmol (Fanny)
Maria - stayyyyy69 (Alice)
Burr - waitforyourrank (Franco)
Jemmy - sickbutcute (Cyclops)
Tommy - gayfrancophile (Claude)

John: so who r u gonna playing as?
Alex: Zilong
Laf: Lancelot
John: I knew it would Lancelot
Laf: I am the Lancelot
John: Everyone knows that
Herc: BALMOND!!
Alex: oh wait, Eliza's in da team
John: *kinda pissed*
John: anyways, I'm playing as Alucard, who is she playing?
Eliza: Fanny
John: HOLY SHIT, how da fuck—
Eliza: I turned my microphone on
John: oh wait, we haven't started the match
Alex: u r da host, john.
John: oh ok, got it.

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Alex: sweet jesus, I didn't even noticed that fast.
Laf: I'm ready

Skip to match

WELCOME TO MOBILE LEGENDS

Alex: I guess I'll go crazy a few minutes later
John: Totally going to mid lane with Alex
Laf: Me and Herc are going to bottom lane
Eliza: I guess I'm gonna be lonely in top lane
Alex: there is Peggy in the other team
Eliza: What?
???: *FIRST BLOOD* (kills John)
John: What the fuck, who killed me?
???: Hey freckles
John: Ugh, it's you, Jeffershit
Alex: Ugh, my ex
Tommy: Hey!
Alex: You cheated on me with Madison!
???: So?
Herc: Looks like it
Alex: You're with him, and why are you flirting with my boyfriend?
Jemmy: He can do anything, but I'm still pissed about the fact that he ignores me
Tommy: Why would I ignore you, Je—
Laf: *YOU HAVE SLAIN AN ENEMY*
Laf: I killed Burr
???: YOU WERE LANCELOT?!?
Laf: Yes, mon ami
Burr: Oh yeah I forgot you like french breads
Laf: Don't judge meh
Herc: Bc he is from france
Alex: Who is James playing as?
Jemmy: Cyclops
Alex: *Laughs hysterically*
Jemmy: ...
Tommy: *AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN*
Tommy: Who killed Miya?
???: I was Miya, Jeffershit
Tommy: CAN EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME—
John: Hey Angie!
Angie: Yeah, Eliza aka Fanny killed me
*Fanny: Sorry*
Angie: It's okay, be satisfied if you get MVP sooner or later
???: *KILLING SPREE* (kills Alex)
Alex: Wait, wtf?!?
???: Gacha now, Alex!
Alex: Peggy?!
Angie: That's my sis!
Herc: Our team has 2 kills and the other team has 2 kills
Herc: I only have 1 assist bc I helped Laf
Burr: I got one death bc Laf FUCKING killed me
Laf: I killed you fair and square, lad
Angie: *ENEMY DOUBLE KILL*
Herc: Whoops, I killed Angie and Jemmy
Angie: Tf I got two deaths

TURTLE RESURRECTING SOON

John: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Alex: That's my baby boy
Eliza: Sorry John, we have to kill the turtle in order to get more gold
John: WHYyyyYY——

TBH