south park oneshots ( discontinued )

Soup

Slight Creek

I pulled Tweek away as I reached to my phone, "Babe, my boner is gone thanks to you!" He yelled

"Yeah, yeah, hold on I'm calling Stan" I rolled my eyes, dialing my best friend's number. I waited for a respond as the phone was picked up.

"Hello?" I started, while Tweek rubbing his length gently

"Hey, what's up" He answered

"I need your help, can you buy condoms and some lube?" I asked

"Uh, I can't, I'm buying alchohol.." He replied,

"Well, you better hurry up and get those condoms to the house" I said

"I can't find them.." He frowned

"What do you mean you can't find them?" I asked, raising my eyebrow

"I can't find them, there's only soup" I frowned

"What do you mean there's only soup?" I sighed

"It means there's only soup" I gritted my teeth as I held Tweek's ass

"Well then, get out of the soup aisle!" I yelled

"Alright, you don't need to just shout at me!" He yelled back, while going towards the next aisle, "There's more soup"

"What do you mean there's more soup?" I asked

"There's just more soup..-" He was cut off by me yelling,

"Go to the next aisle!" I yelled, as he went to the other aisle

"There's still soup!" He reminded

"Where are you right now?" I asked

"I'm at soup!" He yelled

"What do you mean you're at soup?!" I asked

"I mean I'm at soup!" He answered

"Whst store are you in?!?" I yelled loudly, while Tweek covered his right ear and started to finger himself,

"I'm at the soup store!!" He yelled, as I facepalmed, but still not paying attention to Tweek

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING ALCHOHOL AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!" I yelled

"FUCK YOU!" He shouted, as he hung up. I sighed as I faced to my lover

"Nevermind about condoms let's use our saliva" I said