Oh Strax...

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Strax: We will lure him away way from the dangers of London and here to safety. *lifts up hand and clenches it into a fist sinisterly* And we will melt him with acid.

Clara: That last part?

Strax: *looks up at Clara* And we will not *does same hand motion and looks down* melt him with acid. *looks back to Clara* Old habits.

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Strax: The times, shall I send them up?

Clara: Sure.

Strax: *chucks paper at Clara's window* YAH!

*whack*

*Clara falls to floor*

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Strax: May I take your coat?

Clara: I'm not wearing a coat.

Strax: Then what's that *points at Clara's clothes*

Clara: It's clothes.

Strax: May I take your clothes?

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Strax: May I take your hat?

Clara: It's hair!

Strax: I don't think so. Shall I check?

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Clara: I'm thirsty, may I have some water.

Strax: I shall get you some. *picks mop water bucket and places it on table* Go a head, I'm nearly done.

Clara: *looks at bucket* Suddenly, I'm not that thirsty...

Strax: I do not understand why.

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