My Little Pony oneshots

Chatroom Prank pt. 3 (final)

Song used: Cake by Melanie Martinez

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Rainbow Dash had to get revenge on Pinkie somehow. Demons didn't work, but maybe a breakup song would. She decided to do this one over text. And she would do this one alone, too. She had taken all the necessary precautions:making sure her friends were all not going to text Pinkie, making sure her friends didn't know about the prank. It was a lot of work but it was worth it. Nobody made Rainbow Dash loose!

Rainbow pulled her phone out and texted Pinkie.

🌈Rainbow: Your skin is warm like an oven your kiss is sugary sweet

💖Pinks: Not now!

🌈Rainbow: Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me

💖Pinks: Dashie I said not now!

🌈Rainbow: And I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave

💖Pinks: Uggh Rainbow I said not now!

🌈Rainbow: You've got all the ingredients except you loving me

💖Pinks: What?

🌈Rainbow: And respectfully...

💖Pinks: What do you mean "except you loving me"? Of course I love you silly!

🌈Rainbow: I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting of my heart so I'm taking back what's mine you'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night

💖Pinks: Are you breaking up with me?! 🥺

Rainbow had to admit, it killed her to see through text how upset Pinkie was. But the prank was going and it couldn't stop now.

🌈Rainbow: You smell just like vanilla you taste like buttercream

💖Pinks: Save it!

🌈Rainbow: You're filling up my senses with empty calories and I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave

💖Pinks: What did I just say?

🌈Rainbow: You've got all the ingredients except you needing me

💖Pinks: What are you talking about? You're the one who just broke up with me!

🌈Rainbow: So respectfully...

💖Pinks: Really Rainbow Dash? You just dumped me over text and now you want to talk about respect?!

🌈Rainbow: I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting of my heart so I'm taking back what's mine you'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night

💖Pinks: Seriously, I know we're done for. Why do you keep bringing it up?!

🌈Rainbow: If I'm just a piece of cake I am just a piece of cake

💖Pinks: You are a piece of cake you're so sweet usually.

🌈Rainbow: Then you're just a piece of meat you're just a piece of meat to me

💖Pinks: I take it back. You're not sweet at all and if you keep this up I'm blocking your number!

🌈Rainbow: If I'm just a piece of cake I'm a piece of cake then you're just a piece of meat you're just a piece of meat to me

💖Pinks: I hate you Rainbow Dash!

🌈Rainbow: I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting of my heart so I'm taking back what's mine you'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night

💖Pinks: Don't ever talk to me again!

💖Pinks: This is Pinkie Pie's father. Who are you and why did you make my daughter cry for no reason?

🌈Rainbow: Jeez it was just a prank! I didn't think she's cry over it. I didn't mean any of that stuff, honest!

💖Pinks: Pinkie again. So you're not breaking up with me?

🌈Rainbow: Of course not Pinks! I just wanted to get you back with a song you didn't know!

💖Pinks: Oh. Who's that song by?

🌈Rainbow: Melanie Martinez.

💖Pinks: Well I should have recognized it then. Sorry I said I was gonna block you and I hate you because I really don't.

🌈Rainbow: I would have done the same thing under those circumstances.

💖Pinks: We good?

🌈Rainbow: I should be asking you that. We good?

💖Pinks: Yep!

💖Pinks: Love you Dashie ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

🌈Rainbow: Love you Pinks ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

(A/N: So that was the finale of the Pinkiedash chatroom pranks. What did you think and what other ships would you like to see have a chatroom prank? Let me know! <just to clarify I meant the end of this mini series not for Pinkiedash all together>)