WHAT IS THIS LIQUID IN??MY??EYES??

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WHORELANDO
what was that bit you pulled?

WHORELANDO
i mean.. i didn't hate it but you
said you don't like being in public....

MACKARONI
i told you, i was bored :')

WHORELANDO
what's really wrong, kenz?

MACKARONI
nothing johnny, really!

MACKARONI
i'm fine, just felt like something new

WHORELANDO
kenz...

WHORELANDO
seriously?

MACKARONI
yes.

WHORELANDO
i... okay

WHORELANDO
just tell me next time you wanna that

WHORELANDO
i won't object ;)

WHORELANDO
i was just thrown off

MACKARONI
mhmmm

MACKARONI
ok that wasn't the truth i'm sorry

WHORELANDO
that was fast

MACKARONI
hM?

WHORELANDO
for you to 'confess' lmao

MACKARONI
wdym...

WHORELANDO
ok give it up

WHORELANDO
mandla told me that you thought i was
getting bored with you

MACKARONI
THAT BITCH

MACKARONI
IMMA BEAT HIS ASS

WHORELANDO
whatever that

WHORELANDO
it hurts that you couldn't even come to
me

MACKARONI
i'm sorry

MACKARONI
it seemed kind of weird to assume
something like that so i thought it'd
be better to just make our relationship
more exciting

WHORELANDO
this is a relationship, exactly.

WHORELANDO
which means i need you to tell me when
something is on your mind, or bothering
you...

WHORELANDO
promise me 😡😡😡

MACKARONI
i promise

WHORELANDO
lmao okay,, i would kiss you but i'm at
my side chick's house rn 😘😘😘

MACKARONI
lmao. XD

WHORELANDO
i'm not kidding but SNAP 😳

MACKARONI
johnny vincent orlando

MACKARONI
you better STOP

WHORELANDO
if i don't respond just know 🥰

MACKARONI
hilarious...

MACKARONI
lmao

MACKARONI
johnny...

MACKARONI
JOHNNY

MACKARONI
omg



*:・゚



MACKARONI
lolo where's your bitchass brother

LOLORLANDO
finally, something we agree on!

LOLOLRANDO
N E WAYS, he just started a match
on fortnite

LOLORLANDO
why? is he not answering? lol he is
a bitch

LOLORLANDO
i think some sunlight will do him justice
my mom has been trying to get him off
the electronics all day

MACKARONI
what are you hinting at, lolo?

LOLORLANDO
PLEASEE come take him out, HE'S
USING ALL OF THE WIFI 😔😔

MACKARONI
okok fine, tell him i'll be there in 20.

LOLORLANDO
will do, scooby doo!

MACKARONI
lauren....

LOLORLANDO
yeah, i know... ;(





( SAM SPEAKS *:・゚)
another date, woot woot!!

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