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Long time no fuckin talk am I right?? Right.
So.. Santa is coming down the chimney and sees this beautiful, busty, thick, hot as hell blonde.. she turns and looks at Santa with the 1-800- slut voice and says "Santa won't you please stay..?" And Santa replies..
"Ho, ho, ho! Gotta go!"
And she leans in and presses her busty tits together and asks again "Santa are you sureeee?"
And Santa replies "ho, ho, ho! Gotta go!"
And she slowly spreads her legs and bites her lip and practically moans "Oh Santa baby please are you sure you can't spare just a night with me?"
And Santa replies "ho, ho, ho! Gotta stay! Can't go up the chimney with my dick that way!!"
Hehehhh you're welcome. Here's more.
What do priests and Christmas trees have in common??
Their balls are both ornamental!
Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty freaks live!
Why is Santa's sack SO big?
He only cums once a year 😉
What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
They go into town and blow more than a few bucks.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
Why did the snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
Aaaaand that's all for now!!! PEACE!!! ✌🏼
