Random girl:"Babe can we you know do something special???"
*looks at her*" By special you mean date???"
Random girl: -_-" no I mean sex...."
"....................................Oh...erm ok I guess..."
Random girl: "Ok great I'll go get dressed for it."
*raises my eyebrow in confusion and mumbles* "why the hell...would you fucking need clothes for sex damn it....."
Random girl: -comes around the corner and says- "Oh by the way honey I'm on my period so make sure to wear a condom."
O_O.........................*calls a friend* "DUDE what the hell do I do she wants me but she's on the......month....."
Dude: "GASP not the....Month..."
"Yes the month should I or should I leave like right now and play some video games and watch porn????"
Dude:......"Dude....Come over quick QUICK!!"
"Ok OK I'm on my way!! HEY BABE ......I'm leaving you now ok bye call me when you're not on your period!! ok bye love you not just kidding not really!!" *leaves and drives to the friends house*
To be continued....
Cast
Random girl:...................................................................................................:Issac Early
Dude:...............................................................................................................:Dexter
Main character:...............................................................................................:Owner of the account
Dedicated to HotAsJackSparrow here's another one for ya
