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Everyone has 3 faces.

1. You show to the world.

2. You show to the closest people, friends, and family.

3. The one you show to no one. Not even yourself.





DIIIIIIIIIID YOU KNOW!!!?!?!?!?!!??!!?! that I'm like... Totally delicious? Cause I am ;)


You know.. I have kittens. They're precious little puffballs. 😍😍😍


Ever sit there on the curb? Watching a house, your house, infact your dream house,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,. burning? Haha.. And you smell gasoline on your hands?

Your dream? Your dream family? Dream life? All on fire and you started it.


Your dream? Your dream family? Dream life? All on fire and you started it

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Okay okay okay okay.. I gotta q for yew

Does your ass ever get jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth???

........-All


........The fuq y'all lookin at???? -A


....-walks away* -All


WORST THING YOU CAN DO TO A GEMINI IS LEAVE.

DONT TELL A GEMINI TO SHUT UP.. Cause let's face it..PFFFA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH Ain't gonna happen. :) not possible. Sorreh

Not.

I wish sometimes I could shape shift. Into anything and anyone. I'd be so many people. I'd be creepy and shape into random people. I'd sit and look in the mirror and smile. I'd smile because I could be something else other than a fucked up crazy monster. I look at everyone and smile at them. Then I get jealous. How come they get to be happy and different. And not me? How come I can't be whatever I want and they can? Why do I have to sit here and suffer in this sack of lazy flesh when I could be running, playing, smiling! Laughing! Happy. Nope! Gotta sit here. On the shore, and watch everyone I've ever known be happier and living their Lives.

Haha I feel like sometimes my life kinda goes something like this


Me: Hello darkness my old friend!

Darkness: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Me: *thinks to self* " smile. Just smile. Think of someone stroking your hair and smile. Think of smiling for a real reason. Think of someone who makes you the happiest. Just smile. CAUSE BITCH YO ASS ON MUTHA FUCKIN CAMERA! jk doll, but for realzies smile. Everything.. Everything is gonna be okay *smiles*


I had a dream. Very odd dream.

It was about someone I loved and was mine. Sometime long ago.

I was dreaming I was talking to the guys brother and the guy told me not to go for him. (The day before he was happy with me. We kissed. We held each other. We were happy.) I tried to hug him. He didn't seem to wanna smile. His brother did, but some girl came along and tried to hook up with the guy I wanted. He sighed and took her hand, as she giggled. I didn't turn back to look at them, because I knew what was about to happen. I heard kissing, and moaning, then I heard her moaning, I heard him moaning, I heard her calling out his name, I heard her saying "YES YES YES RIGHT THERE! YES!" I heard her groaning, and whimpering, and whining for more. I wanted to cry, I wanted to fall to my knees and realize it was over, she had won the game. I stood there looking at the brother, as he and the other brothers watched the guy and the girl go at it. They stopped and she walked away and he came back shirtless like before. I was told that If a guy doesn't have sex he could get cancer. Hope its not true. I don't think I've had sex with anyone in abbbouuutttt I'd say 2-3 years? Obviously ive had virtual sex, just not in real life. *shrugs* oh well. -Anonymous

*walks back and claps* yes yes.. So.. Wonderful............... RIGHT! MOVING OM MAH FISHSTICKS! I the fabulous one! Aaaaaammmmmmm gggooiiinngggg tooooooooooooooooooooooooooasksomeonefornudesandseewhathappenens jk cx I'm not gonna ask someone for nudes and see what happens. I'm a married man damn it! *walks over and kisses the mirror* mmm I love you baby *smiles at that sexy devil in the mirror* rawr baby rawr... *kisses it hard and moans, falling to the ground, undressing us both* GOD YOU'RE SO SEXY *moans and kisses it more* oh fuck I'm gonna pound your cake like am earthquake.... *looks at it* it means I'm gonna be rough.... N-.. Baby... no baby come back! I'll be soft at first! *chases the mirror, eventually pinning it to the wall*


............ AND THATS WHEN EVERYONE STOPS READONG CAUSE ASH FUCKS HIMSELF! -Dex

Hey! Don't judge me!!! -Ash

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