Lil Heathen

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Alright..

So I remember when I was a wee little lad and I was told Jesus loves everyone...

I was like.. "The fuq?? How! Not even I! Love everyone!"

So then I was told that the people he loved but were the bad ones he just sent to time out..
A. K. A. Hell.

So I then started to tell all the people that went to time out...

"Jesus doesn't love you anymore and you're going to hell." if I remember correctly... I made every kid cry when they went to time out... so pretty much after about 3 days of that rrraaaaaaarrrrreeeelllyyyyy did my class have bad attendance. Get in trouble. Get bad grades. Or hell do ANYTHING bad XD ahh I'm so helpful! To be honest my class at the time was known for being bad... and no I did not lead them!! I was a good little boy with a serious case of A.D.D and A.D.H.D 🙃😇still have it... anywho.. I just couldn't keep still, couldn't listen, always was distracted, tried my best to listen, but would always get bored... but everyone listened after that 😇











REMEMBER KIDS!!!...... JESUS HATES YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!


Kidding





Or was I??? O.o...????


No fr I'm kidding

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