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Chapter 38 includes Vine

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Wow, nearly 40 chapters? O.O

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Leo Valdez has posted on Calypso's wall: Hey Callie

Comments:

Calypso: What?

Leo Valdez: guess

Calypso: You crashed your ship, didn't you?

Leo Valdez: Nope

Calypso: What is it?

Leo Valdez: I HAVE A FACE

Calypso: Don't we all?

Leo Valdez: Slenderman doesn't

Calypso: Who is this Slenderman?

Leo Valdez: He's this guy with no face

Calypso: Oh

Slenderman: That's right, I don't have a face

Slenderman: I don't really have a face and I know it, know it, know it....

Leo Valdez: *facepalm*

Slenderman: I'M AWESOME AND I KNOW IT

*everyone starts dancing to the tune of 'Sexy And I Know It'*

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Percy Jackson has updated his status: Hey, guys I just got a Vine account!

Charlie the dancing purple elephant likes this

Comments:

Chiron: Cool, what's your username?

Percy Jackson: persassy_jackson

Leo Valdez: mine's leo_smokin_valdez

Chiron: mine's chironthepony

Octavian: mines teddybearslayer

Leo Valdez: No one cares, Octavian

Frank Zhang: What's a vine?

Hazel Levesque: Like a grape vine?

Dionysus: GRAPES

Percy jackson:

1. I'm going to ignore that, Dionysus

2. A Vine is an app where you post 6 second videos

Frank Zhang: Ohh. I should make one

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*le persassy vine*

Percy: And here is Octavian, being weird

Percy turns the camera to Octavian, who is in the middle of a temple doing a stupid dance of some sort

Percy (yelling): NOW!!

Suddenly a bunch of people dressed up as giant Pillow Pets jump up and start a flash mob with Octavian. Loud music starts playing.

Percy: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

Suddenly the music stops and the camera turns to a very angry-looking Reyna

Reyna: Percy...

Reyna starts advancing towards the camera and it is quickly shut off, ending with a scared Percy face.

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*le Leo vine*

Leo: I HAVE DONE IT!!

Leo is standing with some sort of complicated machine behind him, and a confused looking girl with a bow and arrow beside him

Leo: *shoots fireballs and sings* THIS GURL IS ON FIIIRREEEE

Katniss: halp!

Leo douses her in a bucket of water before she burns up

Katniss: Okay, I think that was a bit too far *glares at Leo*

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Poseidon has updated his status: Help!!! I'm stuck in a toilet!!

Flounder, Sebastian and 3 more like this

Comments:

Artemis: Why can't you just blow it to bits?

Poseidon: Powers don't always work when your HEAD is stuck!!

Athena has uploaded a new photo album entitled: Poseidon stuck in the godly toilet!! (17 photos)

Comments:

Poseidon: NOOO! TAKE THEM DOWN NOW!!!

Athena: Serves you right

Poseidon: For what???

Athena: For what happened last night!

Percy Jackson: What happened last night??

Katy Perry: Last Friday Night! Yeah, I think we broke the law-aw oh-oh, last Friday night! Do it all again!!

Athena: You don't remember? The gecko incident??

Leo Valdez: Somebody pass the popcorn cause it's bout to get HEATED

Frank Zhang: *passes popcorn*

Athena: YOU PUT A MOTHER-FLUDGING GECKO IN MY HAIR AT THE COUNCIL AND I FREAKED AND GOT EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!

Poseidon: And that is why I'm stuck in a toilet?

Athena: Well, yes!

Poseidon: Ares did it, not me!

Ares: whut, uh, no i didn't....

Poseidon: Shifty!

Ares: ...

Ares: Fine, I did it

Clarisse: Daaaad, you're embarrassing me!

Ares: Oh yeah, want me to tell everyone about the time you cried because of your rubber du-

Clarisse: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clarisse has logged off

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Nico di Angelo has updated his status: I went to gymnastics today and I decided the foam pit was like Tartarus. It pulls you in with the temptation to jump and it takes all your energy when trying to get out.

Barney and 27 others like this

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Yeah, and Leo was lying there complaining that he wanted to say there forever

Leo Valdez: Yeah, until Jade jumped on me!

Jade Haze: But I didn't know he was there

Frank Zhang: He was moaning like a whale, how could you miss it?

Jade Haze: Well, Percy was kinda distracting when he took his shirt off...

Percy Jackson: *flexes muscles that are ACTUALLY there*

Percy Jackson: Ladieez, quit drooling all over me. There's enough to go around

Annabeth Chase: smh

Hazel Levesque: What does that stand for?

Annabeth Chase: It stands for Shaking My Head

Leo Valdez: hi hazel

Hazel Levesque: Go away Leo

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A/N: So yeah, I actually went to gymnastics today with school and yeah, the foam pit is pretty hard to get out of!

Haha.

QOTD: Do you ship Caleo?

I don't really know if I do, due to the fact I kinda like Leo *blushes* but if and Calypso get together, I'll probably be happy for him because he finally got a girl!

Leo Valdez: Whoah, wait, someone likes me??

Leo Valdez: Why hello there *insert failing sexy grin*

Oh, Leo...

-Skyealita