Chapter 29 includes ducks

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Natalia and Nathalia has updated their status:

We just arrived at camp when two guys tried to pick-pocket us. So instead, we pick-pocketed them!!

Comments:

Travis and Connor: AHH HELP THERE IS A SET OF TWINS ON THE LOOSE IN HERMES!!

Everyone: OH NO THE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED

Leo Valdez: I'm gonna go hide in the bunker O.O

Percy Jackson: I'm gonna go hide in the bottom of the ocean

Jason Grace: I'm gonna go hide in the clouds

Frank Zhang: Crud

Leo Valdez: Frank's screwed. AHAHAHA

Hazel Levesque: Leo, apologise!

Leo Valdez: I'm sowee I hurt lil' Frankie's feelingz

Frank Zhang: *twitches*

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Nico diAngelo has updated his status: I now have a brother

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Is his last name Bieber?

Justin Bieber: HEYY, TAHT'S OFFENCE #swag #yolo

Nico diAngelo: No

Yarren Væle: It's me, actually

Annabeth Chase: You act a lot like Nico, Yarren

Yarren Væle: I've been told

Nico diAngelo: Meh

Leo Valdez: Hey! Got any grapes?

Yarren Væle: Sorry, but I don't have any. You could ask Mr D for some

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Leo Valdez has posted on Dionysus's wall:

Hey, got any grapes?

Comments:

Dionysus: Go away, you ignorant duck

Leo Valdez: THAT'S VERY QUACKING OFFENSE

Ally Harrison: This is the weirdest Facebook site I've ever been on

Dionysus: Who are you?

Ally Harrison: I'm a daughter of Hecate

Ally Harrison: And I shall now turn Leo into a duck!!

*Leo turns into a duck*

Leo Valdez: Quack, quack?

*Frank shape-shifts into a duck*

Frank Zhang: Qua-quack quack?

Leo Valdez: Quack quack

Yarren Væle: Are they having a conversation in duck language?

Annabeth Chase: Pretty much

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Zoe has updated her status: I just saw a random chicken lady sprouting book lines, should I be worried?

Comments:

Percy Jackson: No, that's pretty normal for a camp filled with people who are half-god

Zoe: Yeah, I guess so

Percy Jackson: *realisation* OMG ZOE HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CLUSTER OF STARS

Zoe: Silly. I'm a daughter of Zeus

Thalia Grace: Instead of Sparky (cause we call Jason that) how about we call you Sparkles?

Zoe: what did ever do to you?

Thalia Grace: ZEUS NEVER TOLD ME I HAD A SISTER

Zeus: Sorry

Hera: *turns into a peacock*

Hera: *pecks Zeus*

Zeus: OWWWWCHHHH

Percy Jackson: We now conclude this episode of Hera's Rage. Please tune in next week for more exclusive Hera-ness

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Leo Valdez has updated his status: Ok, I am going to be completely serious here. WHO
STOLE MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER????

Comments:

Piper McLean: OMG DOCTOR WHO ❤️❤️❤️

Teran Korev: Sorry, Doctor Who is just so awesome!!

Leo Valdez: Another kid of Hermes?

Teran Korev: I'm not exactly a kid. I'm 18, you know

Annabeth Chase: Why are there so many new campers?

Skye: Because people requested :P

A/N: hi

So, I saw The Fault in Our Stars at the cinemas not too long ago and IT WAS AMAZING!!!! I cried (lol, im emotional) and it was beautiful.

And I can't type fast right now because my fingers are frozen because Jack Frost came last night.

Thankyou to those who requested to be put in! (Remember, only requests for people who haven't put in one yet)

Guys, my friend @divergent_waetforder has this awesome Truth or Dare story that you should check out if you like Divergent!!!

QOTD: Have you seen TFIOS? Did you cry? What did you think?

-Skyealita

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