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Chapter 32 includes a living banana

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Leo Valdez has updated his status: NICO HAS A GIRLFRIEND!! NICO HAS A GIRLFRIEND!! TEEHEE ;-)

Comments:

Jason: NOOOO! Nico belongs with Perc- Uhm, I mean.......that's.....nice

Nico: shut up leo

Piper McLean: Who's the unlucky lady?

Nico: no one. go away piper

Lana Rose: Who are these people, Nico?

Nico: *hides from shame*

Piper: Oh, hi, Lana. These are my friends. I didn't know you were dating Nico, btw

Lana Rose: We only started going out yesterday

Jason: But I thought Nico was...

Percy: Is this a recurring joke or something, Jason?

Jason: *sigh* Okay, I'll stop saying that

Annabeth: Wow, an Aphrodite girl dating Nico? Never would have thought

Leo: I have a face :P

Nico: no styx, leo

Cerberus: WOOOOF!!!

Nico: oh hi, cerberus

Leo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Harry Potter: Who is Cerberus, anyway?

Nico: A giant dog with three heads that guards the Underworld

Harry Potter: Kinda sounds like our giant dog in Hogwarts

Leo: He he.....warthogs

Annabeth: That's actually a good anagram

Leo: derp

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Percy Jackson has updated his status: Wooh! It's my birthday next month!!!!

Comments:

Annabeth: It's only the start of July, Percy. Your birthday isn't until August 18th

Percy: #percybirthdaysurprise

Leo: #leoisbetterthanpercy

Percy: #dudenooneknowswhenyourbirthdayisbecauseitsnotinthebook

Leo: #rickriordanbetterincludeitinBoO

Jason: #ihaveaface

Leo: #ihaveachainsaw

Annabeth: #igiveuponthisconversation

Hazel: #idontknowhowthisworks

Octavian: #OCTAVIANRULES

Frank: #octaviansucks

Reyna: #everyonegetofftechnologywearehavingameeting

The Chainsmokers: #selfie

Aphrodite: #butfirstletmetakeaselfie

Everyone has logged off to escape the selfie trend

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Thalia Grace had updated her status: Just walked around camp and everyone was calling me Pinocchio for some stupid reason